Married At First Sight UK #2 I didn’t know I was marrying Clare Balding

[Bubbledoggyyeah]

I’m dead these ‘experts’ have done all these people dirty

 

[Jt2020]

If you’re worried about what everyone else thinks of you Jess… getting married on a prime time tv show wasn’t your smartest idea!

 

[noseybirdxo]

Oh get a grip

 

[Clovis]

"Ee's a stripper and ee lives at 'ome wiv 'is mum"

"duck off"!

Lmao

 

[Miss Begotten]

She wants a man so he can look after her? FOR FUCKSAKE

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I think you should stop complaining seeing as you know it’s not legally binding. Get yourself on a free holiday and shut up

 

[gollygally]

“I want a guy to look after me” welcome to the Middle Ages

 

[Justrealising]

Jess is just worried about the opinions of others!

 

[aimzalicious]

Jess did Neville Longbottom shake and cry when he cut the head of Voldemorts snake????? NO

 

[Angio12345]

Future prediction Whitney will like PJay and her and Jess will have a set to… like when the brides met up when Jess said she would sleep with a groom on the first night…….

I actually think it will be Duca who strays and then Whitney will go from zero to hero!

 

[Its_Me]

“Because he’s a stripper and lives at home with his Mum”

What a description

The mum “fack off”

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I know right, they’re people not kebabs

Oo I fancy a kebab now

 

[crispycrunch]

Jess did Neville Longbottom shake and cry when he cut the head of Voldemorts snake????? NO

In English????

 

[Jemima puddleduck]

His face reminds me of someone/something but I can’t place it

I’m a lurker to the thread but I think he looks like her who gets possessed in the exorcist

 

[bananabutter]

If she listened he did say he’d had his own place with his ex but moved out when they didn’t work. Is it that inconceivable it might take a while to get back on your feet after a big breakup? She’s very judgemental for someone with lips like that

 

[Now I get it]

Lol!!!!!!

“Because he’s a stripper and lives at home with his Mum”

What a description

Thread title!!!!!

 

[LittleMissOnions]

Jess, you’re worried about him being a stripper and living at home with his mum, spare a thought for Lara, hers lives at home too and doesn’t have nearly as well paid a job!

 

[malibu skies]

Omg this this GSCE acting is hilarious

Haven’t seen acting like this since we used to catch the last 5 minutes of hollyoaks!

 

[aimzalicious]

In English????

hahahha basically Neville from Harry Potter is a complete pussio the whole series then at the end he basically defeats Voldemort

and Jess can't even get married to a stripper

 

[crispycrunch]

hahahha basically Neville from Harry Potter is a complete pussio the whole series then at the end he basically defeats Voldemort

Again????