Married At First Sight UK #2 I didn’t know I was marrying Clare Balding

[Miffy29]

Maybe I’m just very desperate liberal but I don’t get what the big deal is

Same. Give him a chance at least!

 

[Miss Begotten]

Bloody hell that was a bit of an overreaction.
So the fact he can name all the Hogwarts houses isn’t a big deal any more?

 

[LittleLottieLoo]

Future prediction Whitney will like PJay and her and Jess will have a set to… like when the brides met up when Jess said she would sleep with a groom on the first night…….

Think you might be right!

 

[aimzalicious]

Why's she getting so upset about it??? like upset enough to not go on a free honeymoon, get a grip

 

[Trixxx]

I’d love to know more about if they choose their own dress and if they get a budget etc

I don't know if this has been answered but I read an interview with Maralyse (can't remember the spelling tbh), but she said they do pick their own and if they spend over a certain amount then they pay the difference

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

I know exactly what her mum will be thinking. She's on her knees in the front row screaming take it out

 

[Baconbutties]

Bit of an OTT reaction there. I wouldn't be happy but I'd not cry and not want a 5* honeymoon

Yeah get the honeymoon out of the way and then do one

 

[Now I get it]

Performer babe, not stripper

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Why don’t these people pronounce their ‘T’s?! It’s potter not poh-err

 

[under the ivy]

Get yer wand out

 

[Diagnosis123]

Jess
"I don't know how my mum is going to feel about this"
PJ
"She already knows. She was front row at one of my shows last month"

 

[bananabutter]

“How he going to look after me?”

by all accounts, I think strippers are paid a lot more than dental hygienists aren’t they? Haha

 

[crispycrunch]

Jess
"I don't know how my mum is going to feel about this"
PJ
"She already knows. She was front row at one of my shows last month"

Your mummy was trying to grab my sausage

 

[Kas01980]

Just my personal opinion but you’re missing nothing. A little tea sandwich of a boy and his ginge best mate and his other stuck up mate go to school, do exactly what they’re told not to do and then tit themselves when the chaos they cause unravels, whilst befriending an elf who just wants to wear clothes.

Not far off what I imagined

 

[Londoncailín]

She might change her mind when he gets Lord Voldemort out

 

[Miss Begotten]

“How he going to look after me?”

by all accounts, I think strippers are paid a lot more than dental hygienists aren’t they? Haha

I would imagine so. Maybe she doesn’t like the thought of her husband pulling tenners out of his thong at the supermarket checkout.

 

[Turmeric123]

I’m not being funny it’s not like he’s a murderer. He only gets his wang out.

I had to Google numberwang after reading this to make sure I hadn't imagined it

 

[under the ivy]

Albus at a Pjay show

 

[Moonflower]

Who ARE these guys living with their parents going on telly to find a wife? Seriously guys, lets start with the basics yeah. No one needs a mansion but where do they think they and wifey are going to live?

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Expecto Peentronum