Married At First Sight UK #2 I didn’t know I was marrying Clare Balding

[Miss Begotten]

I'm counting down the episodes until George turns insane

Yup.

 

[Miffy29]

Omg I’ve worked out who curtains reminds me of - I think it’s the browsView attachment 1541116

Omfg this thread

 

[Aussie]

Aprils been intimate with someone else!??? Whoooo!????

Her & Jose surely

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Do you think they had a couples massage and April said thank you to the masseuse and he’s gone flippy?

 

[Moongirl69]

Yup.

I cant breathe

 

[crispycrunch]

Oh George I wouldn't cheat on you if I was allowed on that facial hair of yours

 

[Turmeric123]

You guys are on fire tonight

 

[Easilyannoyed]

Whitney is a head

 

[Shinythings]

I don't think April has cheated. I think she'll reveal she cheated in the past.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Oh George I wouldn't cheat on you if I was allowed on that facial hair of yours

I bloody love you

 

[PenelopePitstop]

More beef curtains….

 

[Easilyannoyed]

I’m behind but the wedding of Duka and Whitney you could see the dismay on his dads face as Whitney spoke to his son like a piece of tit like she is too good for him. She’s got a bleeping broom up her bum she deserves to be on her own. What a witch.

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

I don't think April has cheated. I think she'll reveal she cheated in the past.

It'll turn out they were filming the next series of Too Hot To Handle where they were honeymooning so she jumped ship.

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

Well I’m late to this mother fucker can’t tell you how much I need this distraction tbh. Off I go to catch up

Excited to work out who’s earned the nickname Curtains

 

[Justrealising]

H from Steps!!!!

Lmaoooo

I actually choked on my drink when he said that

 

[J2607]

I don't think April has cheated. I think she'll reveal she cheated in the past.

Bit odd if he’s crying over that then!

I find it so weird these people argue so quickly. I’d be on my best behaviour pretending I was perfect. Although with Whitney I’d probably find it very hard not to slap her.

 

[Chocolatelover123]

Arhh just binged the first and ducking hell April already that was quick work where we’re they staying

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

Who’s the Mick Jagger lookalike I’m gonna call him Jags. I can’t already with this series. I’m only 6 mins in

 

[Dogtanian]

How? With the pilot?

The pilot, the bellboy, the pool guy, the janitor….

Also was she really Miss GB?, I mean she’s not bad but I’ve seen better.

 

[Its_Me]

I don't think April has cheated. I think she'll reveal she cheated in the past.

He said ‘been intimate with’ though…

The pilot, the bellboy, the pool guy, the janitor….

Also was she really Miss GB?, I mean she’s not bad but I’ve seen better.

I went on Miss GB Instagram and all I can say is the standards aren’t that high. But yes she really was.