Married At First Sight UK #2 I didn’t know I was marrying Clare Balding

[malibu skies]

I’d love to know more about if they choose their own dress and if they get a budget etc

 

[Kas01980]

Jess is giving the "stiff upper lip" a whole new meaning

 

[crispycrunch]

Grown arse women calling their dad's DADDY

 

[noseybirdxo]

I once had a woman perform an exorcism on me when I was listening to Slayer on the bus.

There’s a disabled guy, I think he’s autistic, who gets on my bus route and he quotes like God and talks like he’s a priest and is preaching. It’s really entertaining

 

[Thank(space)you]

Harry Potter aside, I think I like jess for now

 

[ElektraWintour]

Imagine if Jess mum had been to one of Pjay’s shows

 

[Now I get it]

Jess is a beautiful bride, they are a good looking pair.

 

[Turmeric123]

Don't like wish Michelle Keegans "sleeves"

 

[aimzalicious]

I love Jess's dress!

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I have never read the books or watched the movies!

Just my personal opinion but you’re missing nothing. A little tea sandwich of a boy and his ginge best mate and his other stuck up mate go to school, do exactly what they’re told not to do and then tit themselves when the chaos they cause unravels, whilst befriending an elf who just wants to wear clothes.

 

[thetrooth]

Harry Potter aside, I think I like jess for now

She’s not a bad girl from what I know of her but who knows what she will be like in a marriage

 

[crispycrunch]

Pjay looks like a fat R Kelly

 

[Dogtanian]

There’s a disabled guy, I think he’s autistic, who gets on my bus route and he quotes like God and talks like he’s a priest and is preaching. It’s really entertaining

I’ll post the story in the MAFS fans thread rather than derail this.

 

[Now I get it]

Very polite Pjay. I approve

 

[Baconbutties]

Smooth moves there PJay. Buttering up the mum.

 

[aimzalicious]

Just my personal opinion but you’re missing nothing. A little tea sandwich of a boy and his ginge best mate and his other stuck up mate go to school, do exactly what they’re told not to do and then tit themselves with the chaos they cause unravels, whilst befriending an elf who just wants to wear clothes.

Omfg

 

[Londoncailín]

Jess’s Mum after seeing Pjay

 

[noseybirdxo]

I’d love to know more about if they choose their own dress and if they get a budget etc

In the australia version they don’t get any say in the day, they send choices for dresses but the producers pick. No idea if it’s the same for UK

Awwww Pjay getting the mum flowers is very sweet. I’m rooting for him

 

[Justrealising]

Jess has no flowers?!!

 

[PenelopePitstop]

The mullet guy sounds like Gary Barlow.

Every time I'm tattling instead of looking and I hear him talk it is really off-putting.

However the rock band DARE he was in had some decent sounding stuff… nothing unique sounds like a white snake, Bon jovi, sounding outfit so all too similar for that era… I hadn’t heard of them back then and I certainly went through a rock phase