Married At First Sight UK #2 I didn’t know I was marrying Clare Balding

[sh1tsandgiggles]

Richie looks like he’s the grown up version of our British primary school much loved programme (whilst the teacher wanted 15 mins off!) “ Geordie Racer”

 

[Jt2020]

A Harry Potter tattoo, dear god

 

[Dogtanian]

Jesus bleeping christ

Quoted for truth! Where the hell do they get these people?

 

[malibu skies]

Jesus bleeping christ

Took the words right out my mouth

 

[Miss Begotten]

The way they are talking you’d think Richie had the same level of music career as Bruce Springsteen.

 

[queenbees]

what is going on

 

[crispycrunch]

Jess has got a witch face like a slapped arse

 

[Diagnosis123]

Fiance just called him John Bishop from Wish.

Spot on

 

[aimzalicious]

Wonder what Hogwarts house she's in lol

 

[Jackie Brown]

So is she the Wish version of Michelle Keegan?

 

[malibu skies]

Here come the waterworks

 

[bananabutter]

Her lip filler

 

[noseybirdxo]

Do any of these not have a sob story????

 

[Londoncailín]

Wonder what house she's in lol

House of horrors

 

[Miffy29]

Ahhh someone called it, this sob story.

 

[queenbees]

Bang on to the person that said about the sob story haha

 

[Clovis]

Here we go, sob story.

 

[LittleLottieLoo]

They're taking the absolute P with all these matches barr Chanita and Jordan.

And I LOVE it

 

[Dogtanian]

Also Jess had a friend who died in a car crash last year so I’m assuming this will be her sob story

You called it!

 

[Kas01980]

At least they've all got death in common if all else fails