Married At First Sight UK #2 I didn’t know I was marrying Clare Balding

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coconochanel said:
Im not sure I believe the hot tub story. No evidence which makes me believe it was planted by the show for a bit of drama.
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I don’t think George was in on the story, he looked too upset by what he saw, but I think you are right to suspect the producers had a hand in it, my guess is something gave her the ick on day 2 and whoever she’s become bezzie mates with on the team said what if he catches you cheating, but they made it a woman so he didn’t walk off the show.

No way was there a spare woman lurking in a Jamaican couples resort that she had enough time to befriend and revert to teenage hot tub games, whole thing stinks!
 
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crispycrunch said:
🤣 🤣 🤣 What's a fivehead 😂
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LittleMissOnions said:
I don’t think George was in on the story, he looked too upset by what he saw, but I think you are right to suspect the producers had a hand in it, my guess is something gave her the ick on day 2 and whoever she’s become bezzie mates with on the team said what if he catches you cheating, but they made it a woman so he didn’t walk off the show.
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In the cold light of day I think George isn't as media savvy as April. I think your suspicions are correct and part of the reason he's upset is he's realised that the producers will happily throw the spanner into his relationship all for the sake of fake drama and April will happily play along for TV time.
 
Here is my usual tuppenceworth...

George - Serial killer bleep

April - fame hungry bleep bleep

Thomas - horrid wee bleep

H - I can't look at him without seeing Harry Enfield. Not a bleep (yet)

Shitney/Titney/Witchney/Bitchney - Cuntney

Duka - potential bleep due to what Shitney/Titney/Witchney/Bitchney/Cuntney said about him being different off camera 🚩

Chanita & Jordan - d'awwwww they're so lovely. Let's hope they stay that way and don't turn into cunts ☺️
 
ShowingMyMinkyOnIG said:
Here is my usual tuppenceworth...

George - Serial killer bleep

April - fame hungry bleep bleep

Thomas - horrid wee bleep

H - I can't look at him without seeing Harry Enfield. Not a bleep (yet)

Shitney/Titney/Witchney/Bitchney - Cuntney

Duka - potential bleep due to what Shitney/Titney/Witchney/Bitchney/Cuntney said about him being different off camera 🚩

Chanita & Jordan - d'awwwww they're so lovely. Let's hope they stay that way and don't turn into cunts ☺️
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Jordan is from Sunderland, he’s almost certainly a bleep (I say that as someone who grew up there)
PS loving your analysis, looking forward to hearing what you think about the next set of cunts they are about to unleash on us.
 
Georgia1970 said:
Please, please, please somebody slap Whitney hard across her miserable, eye-rolling, looking down her nose bleedin' face. What's with the faux posh, drawn out accent, you're from Hackney or some other hovel in London, not Kensington or Mayfair. The hand gesturing, the '15 year old moody teenage attitude is vile. If Duka is fake off camera it's probably because he's giving her some home truths - maybe he's told her that her airbags are so 2001 along with the pegs in her ratty weave and she's not used to people standing up to her and calling her out
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Nope, sorry, I’m not having that. Parts of Hackney are beautiful. Don’t judge places based on the bad behaviour of one person, or people based on where you think they might come from. For what it’s worth she’s apparently from St Albans.
 
Shinythings said:
Am I the only one who thinks it's fair enough that George was pissed off with what April did? I don't think his reaction was that OTT bearing in mind that they are meant to be 'married'.
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I don't think they know each other well enough to play those sorts of games. He has no idea if that's just her messing about and it means nothing or if this is indicative of her behaviour and would quite easily lead to her straying.
 
Just properly caught up.

April should be saying sorry to George, she does not know him well enough to know if he finds his new missus snogging another girl while he just nipped off as appropriate or not.

“it was just a dare it meant nothing” to her maybe. But it’s definitely not appropriate right now.
I reckon after the dancing thingy they all hopped in the hot tub! When George went the loo the dare thing started. So it’s proper seedy, why not wait for George to return then start dares? Ugh.

April is not as amazing or as much of a catch as she thinks she is and she can play the Dead Nana Card as much as she likes she is still there for fame, it’s evident.

Am undecided about George, I would love him to tell April to eff off and then triumphantly leave the process. Either the crappy experts recouple him or he will find love off the show now for sure.

Rolley-Eyes Whitney needs to give her 2 year old boobs a wobble. She is not a catch at all, she needs a mute button at least.

Tonight we have Wurzel Gummidge marrying someone blonde and Stripper Man marrying Troutpout, could be fun!
 
My take so far, Thomas is an overpowering drama queen!
George and April, she doesn't want kids, he's got 4, that was a good match!!
Whitney, I have no words, Duka opting for a vegan meal, no you should have had a steak, that's you, why change for someone you've met for 5 mins?
Chanita, lovely genuine person, Jordan I'm not sure about yet.
 
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