Thomas : On a scale of 1 to 10 how much of a tosspotting little wankstain are you?
We’re 53 minutes in and George has yet to say the words ‘heartbeats’ or ‘cubs’
This is on until 9.15?! Ffs I need to wash my hair, and that would be more entertaining
Crying
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