Married At First Sight UK #14 Shitney's cuyute, Thomas stole Kasia's boots, but will no one think of the heartbeats?

[Olivebread123]

You’re not in love honey you’re in lust

 

[Leo100]

What was said?

She mentioned shepherd's pie hair ( joke but imagine )

She said everyone likes to message their mates and scroll socials while it's on

 

[lokp0009]

“We know you text and message your mates throughout the show about the drama” or something like that. I was like

And something about scrolling social media!

 

[Now I get it]

Year 9 vibes SPH and Cuntney

 

[Dogtanian]

Does SPH love Shitney more than the girls in his copy of ‘Aryan Frau’s’ monthly?

 

[budley]

What a pair of cunts

 

[sh1tsandgiggles]

Sorry but stop wasting my viewing minutes on this bullshit pair please

 

[Jt2020]

God that was a painful start to the show with Tit and Tat… now can Kasia finally just tear Kwame a new one tonight!

 

[whisperchat]

Kwame shitting his knickers now the girls are on their way his heads getting sweatier by the minute

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Good luck Kwarmz matey

 

[GossWhore]

Kasia has champagne in a bucket..... FOR A MAN WHO ROAMS THE STREETS LIKE A FOX?

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

Whitney always looks like she's smoked a joint before she speaks.

 

[breakfastattiffanys]

All I can be is my honest private secretive self.

 

[noseybirdxo]

Good luck Kwame, you’re gonna need it

 

[Dogtanian]

Kwame “All I can be is my honest self”

WTAF!!!

 

[MagicalMysteryTour]

Are you shitting me? ‘In love’ after a week?! Do one you absolute cunts

 

[Miss Begotten]

Nooooo. I don’t want to meet Kasia’s sisters and her random friend.
I want Grandad to rock up looking all kinds of fabulous in a new tracksuit and tear Kwame a new one.

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Kwame is gonna filibuster like never before.

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

Your area being the park bleeping bench mate.

 

[crispycrunch]

Whitney always looks like she's smoked a joint before she speaks.

And smoked a crack pipe