Married At First Sight UK #13 "This is my local park.... where I live."

[Sheila Bloom]

Thread titled picked from @Ray_of_Sunshine and @firegirl18 posts about Kwame living on a park bench in Leyton as they had a lot of likes

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Married At First Sight UK #12 Whatt happened Mr Blunt, Mr Grunt and Mr unt?

NO SPOILERS PLEASE If you’re responding to a spoiler, please also put your response as a spoiler. There’s no point having posts as spoilers if the responses then make it obvious what the spoiler was. Thread title thanks to @docmum and @CrackingOwlSanctuary Can someone do a recap please

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NO SPOILERS PLEASE

If you’re responding to a spoiler, please also put your response as a spoiler. There’s no point having posts as spoilers if the responses then make it obvious what the spoiler was.

Recap:

SPH and Shitney allowed back into the experiment because science
Kwame won't let Kasia into his house - what kind of foolishness is this Kwame?!
Jordan wrapped chewing gum around his willy when he was a child
All queer couples getting on well
JoHnathan's local has a English flag outside it... run Sophie with those horse legs of yours /s

Would that be the same science that paired up SPH and Gemma? Or the Canadian and the 40 yr old virgin? Or Shitney & Dookz? Science

 

[Weeder]

Ugh. George’s mum seems to be fully endorsing him being a psycho.

George's mum is giving me gin soak vibes

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Oh God this bloody Queens of Clean show, they always try to spin it with a sob story but the people are largely lazy and filthy.

Her house is humming

 

[Miss Begotten]

Would you do a shoey for me?

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I’ll be on my honeymoon. Of COURSE I would - I’m going to be in Mauritius tanked up on free cocktails. A shooey is the least I can do.

 

[NoTeaHere]

Tbf I'd love to see who they'd put me with using their "science"

I’m old (over 30) so they’d put me with an old person (over 80 maybe?).

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I’ll be on my honeymoon. Of COURSE I would - I’m going to be in Mauritius tanked up on free cocktails. A shooey is the least I can do.

You’ve changed

 

[franmargio]

I missed so much of the show tonight. Everyone texting me. Can someone tell me if Whitney and Matt were allowed to stay in ‘the process’ ?

 

[Its_Me]

Her house is humming

I was heaving just watching it!!!!!

 

[Dollywobs]

Wow Curtain friend Katie looks very different on her Instagram !

She looks like Piers Morgan’s wife Celia whatever.

 

[Skellig]

Someone on here apply plz for all the goss

 

[whisperchat]

I think Kwame should write a book of excuses and publish it. It seems like that’s the only thing he’s good at!!

 

[Leo100]

I missed so much of the show tonight. Everyone texting me. Can someone tell me if Whitney and Matt were allowed to stay in ‘the process’ ?

Yes they were "for the science"

 

[noseybirdxo]

You’ve changed

We all knew she’d come round to the magic that is Al x

 

[Skellig]

Wow Curtain friend Katie looks very different on her Instagram !

What's her insta ? What age is she? She looks in her 40s

 

[dillychopgirl]

Kwan’s is going to be really angry that Kasia has shown him up in front of his friends …

But will stay there for his 10more mins of fame

 

[franmargio]

Loving this thread name . Have a lovely weekend all x

 

[Leo100]

I think Kwame should write a book of excuses and publish it. It seems like that’s the only thing he’s good at!!

He just talks tit and when he was like "I'm secretive" and kasia was like "I get that", like wtf being private and being secretive are 2 different things, he obviously isn't into her , if you like someone there's no need for excuses

 

[Mbouzer]

Please pray for me tonight. Because this image, along with the sound of The Growl are going to haunt me in my dreams tonight

Looks abit like Zak Dingle

 

[Londoncailín]

I think Kwame should write a book of excuses and publish it. It seems like that’s the only thing he’s good at!!

The title should be ‘101 ways to avoid foolishness.’

 

[Emmie5000]

My thoughts tonight are that kasia's dress was ill fitting and would look much better in her actual size, Katie is definitely in love with captain curtains, and George's red flags just get bigger and redder, April should run and not look back. Oh, and kwame is dodgy as duck.
Also i love this thread, you lot are hilarious