Married At First Sight UK #13 "This is my local park.... where I live."

[crispycrunch]

I wonder if Jordan is jealous of the bond Chanita developed with his mum? After all he has always been so close to her .. maybe that’s a factor and he’s not even realised it.

I don't think he's wrong though. In the real world you want to be In love etc before you live together, get a mortgage etc

 

[happylife32]

So many adverts. Also why did Jenna just sit there gormless?! I would’ve backed my woman up.

 

[sh1tsandgiggles]

Zoe needs to be protected at all costs. She’s a little diamond and the only fucker in there not afraid to say how she really feels.

*cough* Thomas??

 

[ElektraWintour]

Another Halloween film?!

 

[crispycrunch]

My daughter called me up to I take her to the toilet just as he stood up to talk so I missed it too

Gemma doesn't actually like cock and she's been been celibate for ONE WEEK

 

[Thank(space)you]

I thoroughly object to scary adverts when I'm trying to watch MAFS in peace

 

[whisperchat]

*cough* Thomas??

Yeah it sometimes it’s just drama that comes from his mouth. At least Zoe actually talks sense

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

Jordan is taking this marriage thing as serious as a year 10 student who's just discovered his knob. Off back to dirty darlo you go to your horribly organized bedroom set up mate.

 

[Its_Me]

Jordan is taking this marriage thing as serious as a year 10 student who's just discovered his knob. Off back to dirty darlo you go to your horribly organized bedroom set up mate.

He only ever brings stuff up at the dinner parties

 

[pommobear]

Argh I missed the first half hour!

 

[sh1tsandgiggles]

Good luck with that Kasia!

 

[aimzalicious]

I thoroughly object to scary adverts when I'm trying to watch MAFS in peace

Atleast the advert for the Smile film didn't come on, that makes me feel ill

 

[ElektraWintour]

Oh no Jordan don’t take advice from George!

 

[Brigitjonesbuttcheek]

Jordon, don't take advice from George. He'll tell you to bury her under the patio

 

[whisperchat]

Chanita if looks could kill girl!

 

[ScarlettOHaha]

That’s really awful to go and chat with George where she can see!
Poor Chanita!

 

[Now I get it]

Did chinitas dress look blue in her voiceover bit???

 

[Miss Begotten]

Why is Jordan asking the psycho for advice? Isn’t the psycho divorced and now in a quasi abusive relationship?
Hardly marriage expert material.

 

[paulpercy666]

george always looks like the police have just arrived to arrest him on suspicion of murder
eta: and he did it

 

[GossWhore]

Can there be not 1 decent guy on this show? What is Jordan on???