Married At First Sight UK #13 "This is my local park.... where I live."

[Aussie]

Remember the Jem doll - that's who she is

I've now got the Jem theme tune in my head!

 

[Dogtanian]

of course sph walks like he’s carrying carpets

He walks like a chimpanzee wearing a nappy full of porridge

 

[aimzalicious]

They’ve started reusing them too

Hope they reuse one of Ola's catsuits

 

[Miss Begotten]

I think the Strictly outfits are rubbish now compared to what they used to be I swear the budget went down for the outfits one year and never went back up

I have two words for you my friend - Gorka’s trousers.

 

[whisperchat]

Matt saying him and shitney are the only real couple in there. Excuse me while I die

 

[ScarlettOHaha]

Whitney/Matt will never last outside the experiment, mind you I don’t know if any of them will!

 

[houseofhoop]

Pleaaaaaase SPH no one is threatened by you two

He really does fancy himself doesn’t he. His ugly personality shines through, so obviously he’s hiding a load of insecurities… I wouldn’t be surprised if he was bullied at school and has low self esteem

 

[J2607]

SPH and Shitney are apparently going live straight after this episode btw

 

[AnonyGoss]

Thomas wants to be a 'bad witch' like Kasia so bad, he's even wearing her boots

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I have two words for you my friend - Gorka’s trousers.

 

[houseofhoop]

of course sph walks like he’s carrying carpets

Probably practiced in front of the mirror for hours. twit

 

[Leo100]

Spoiler

sorry if old news but I've just seen George has been arrested last week over coercive control , bailed facing further enquiries

 

[Miss Begotten]

Thomas wants to be a 'bad witch' like Kasia so bad, he's even wearing her boots

He might be aiming for bad witch. Unfortunately he’s coming across as flouncey petulant toddler.

 

[Koalabear]

He might be aiming for bad witch. Unfortunately he’s coming across as flouncey petulant toddler.

With the bonus penchant for dressing up

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Whoa whoa whoa candy crush is still a thing?

 

[ScarlettOHaha]

Oooo Farmer wants a wife looks good!

 

[crispycrunch]

Whoa whoa whoa candy crush is still a thing?

My exact thoughts I was tit hot at it

 

[noseybirdxo]

I think the Strictly outfits are rubbish now compared to what they used to be I swear the budget went down for the outfits one year and never went back up

That’s very true haha! The budget is nowhere near as big and you’d think it would be these days!

 

[AnonyGoss]

Ugh. I hate to say it, but Whitney and Matt look good together
Aside room that, this is very awkward!

 

[Kas01980]

What's with SPH walking in with his mouth swinging open? Bloke makes my vag shrivel up