Married At First Sight UK #13 "This is my local park.... where I live."

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
Why does she tell people they clearly need cock if they say anything bad about her, what a tit insult - especially when she’s admitting she isn’t getting any cock herself at the minute 😂

also this pic:
I can hear the growl 🤮🤮
View attachment 1622700
“ A coat hanger for my coil”
Jaysus, porn culture has a tit ton to answer for, at what point is that a turn on? Or bants? It’s all so bleeping seedy and grim.

To be a tiny bit fair to Gemma (she doesn’t make it easy) he does seem the type to say that but would judge a woman if she is just as filthy or uncouth back. I cannot for one minute figure out what he sees in someone like Whitney (apart from her looks obvs) the woman takes an age to spit out a single sentence with that affected vocal fry tit she has going on.
 
Last edited:
“ A coat hanger for my coil”
Jaysus, porn culture has a tit ton to answer for, at what point is that a turn on? Or bants? It’s all so bleeping seedy and grim.

To be a tiny bit fair to Gemma (she doesn’t make it easy) he does seek the type to say that but to judge a woman if she is just as filthy or uncouth back. I cannot for one minute what he sees in someone like Whitney (apart from her looks obvs) the woman takes an age to spit out a single sentence with that affected vocal fry shot she has going on.
The way they’re go on, like they’re star crossed lovers. You’s literally had one conversation over what looked like empty tea cups 🤷🏼‍♀️
 
I haven't caught up on all the threads yet but I have binged watched every episode over the weekend and I can now finally comment! Yay..

My thoughts so far -

Thomas - He is such a melt but I love it. Him calling Whitney a poundshop Naomi Campbell had me dead 😂
Gemma - Honestly never cringed for someone so much in my life. SPH (get me learning the lingo!) literally told her on the honeymoon he wasn't keen on the constant sex talk, she just kept doing it! I'm not a fan of him at all but I don't blame him for thinking she is a complete moon unit.
Adrian - Nothing bad to say about the guy, comes across really well.
Jenna & Zoe - I really like them. I loved Jenna's outburts about Zoe being vegan ''Can she not eat eggs?!'' or whatever it was, that would be me for sure. I thought the whole vegan debate would annoy me but I feel like they are on a mutual ground with that now?

Like I said, i binged it all over the weekend so did zone out on a good bit of it but I honestly have no opinions on the others, either don't like them enough to care or they bore me too much to care :)
 
What does she mean by why can’t women have the same humour as men? I don’t know men who go around constantly making sex ‘jokes’ and if I did, I wouldn’t think it was okay. That’s not me being a prude, sex jokes that are actually jokes or a bit of banter in the right context are funny but not when it’s your whole personality.
 
Just had a quick look on Instagram and Gemma is STILL going on. How many q&a’s can you do for duck sake. She’s an over sharer that is looking desperate and trying to show us how unbothered she is whilst clearly deeply bothered.

All this hinting at being with Bob too. Go and get therapy or something. She’s such a drain
 
The Bob thing is funny. I don’t think he would go there but Gemma clearly gets off on the speculation. He just looks embarrassed by it most of the time. Before I unfollowed her she was sharing screen shots of their texts.

You just know as crappy as SPH is, you
never send a woman like Gemma anything that you don’t want all her friends /family to see screenshots of.
 
Why does she tell people they clearly need cock if they say anything bad about her, what a tit insult - especially when she’s admitting she isn’t getting any cock herself at the minute 😂

also this pic:
I can hear the growl 🤮🤮
View attachment 1622700
God, she needs to duck off into obscurity and stay there the desperate cow 😳 it just gets worse and worse as the days go by and she’s already been given the boot ffs 🤣
 
beyond cringe that one of the questions in Gemma's stories asking about the sexual comments made between her and Pete Wicks on the show last night, and her response claims that herself and Pete are "comedians" and people need to learn to separate the "humour" from the person. dropping crude sexual references into every other sentence and actually behaving like a sex pest hardly means you can label yourself a "comedian"! jfc. 🤦🏻‍♀️
 
beyond cringe that one of the questions in Gemma's stories asking about the sexual comments made between her and Pete Wicks on the show last night, and her response claims that herself and Pete are "comedians" and people need to learn to separate the "humour" from the person. dropping crude sexual references into every other sentence and actually behaving like a sex pest hardly means you can label yourself a "comedian"! jfc. 🤦🏻‍♀️
Not sure about comedian but she is making herself into a joke. Says she’s happy with her little life and business and kids but won’t just duck off back to it.

Has no interest in fame but is posting 100 stories a day on Instagram.
 
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
Back
Top