Married At First Sight UK #10 What's the WiFi password mate? a.r.l.o sh3p3rdsp1e

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I’m with you and your mates on this, if someone comes up with no digital footprint then that’s a bigger red flag than SPH’s facial tattoos, you’ve only got to watch the Puppet Master on Netflix to see the trouble you can get in!

My issue with Mr Serial Killer is why say you were checking someone’s date of birth? That’s complete 🐮 💩, he probably was looking for her height so he knew how big a patio he needed to bury her under!
To be fair I have no digital footprint at all. People can FBI me for hours and literally nothing will come up. But that's because of DV and I appear no where for safeguarding issues.
 
Catching up on last nights episode.
Matt is miserable and too serious, does he ever smile?
Jonathan has immediately become unattractive after his comments, so what if his wife has a baby and then can’t find time to go to the gym is he gonna leave her? I had hopes for him lol.
Adrian and Thomas are like the power couple atm and I’m surprised at Kasia and Kwame who seem to be getting on.
George is a serial killer.
That’s all
 
I didn’t have a problem with Haribos body comments. If I just first meet somebody then physical attraction is important. I don’t like muscley men. I wouldn’t want my partner to be overly muscley. However a year or two down the line that would be different as we are already emotionally invested by then.

Whitney really pissed me off with the old eye rolling again.

Gemma seemed to have calmed down with her vulgarity but her and sph is so badly suited.
 
I didn’t have a problem with Haribos body comments. If I just first meet somebody then physical attraction is important. I don’t like muscley men. I wouldn’t want my partner to be overly muscley. However a year or two down the line that would be different as we are already emotionally invested by then.

Whitney really pissed me off with the old eye rolling again.

Gemma seemed to have calmed down with her vulgarity but her and sph is so badly suited.

the experts thought because they have tattoos they would get on loool
 
Just to add to my comment yesterday about Gemma looking like she smells, she’s now wearing the same clothes for the 3rd day in a row…

getting sick of her Instagram stories now banging on about ‘The edit’ and how she will ‘reveal all’ and saying she’s going to have a big party with all her wedding guests where they will all reveal what was said at the wedding? Get over it I’m already bored, and acting like she’s gonna come for e4, they’ll have had her sign a contract she won’t be able to do tit

also jumped over onto SPs Instagram stories and his face is really so unpleasant he has a proper little bum hole mouth
i was watching yesterday and thought his nostrils were in line and like his eyes,it was like he had 2 pairs of eyes and one pair was where his nostrils should be ( i had a few drinks mind :ROFLMAO: ):ROFLMAO:
 
Caught with the last 2 episodes and I think the unsuspecting villains (because from first impressions I didn't catch this)
- George - He brings up his kids to win an argument
- Matt (I just clocked what SPH means lol) but yeah Matt has been not invested since day 1 but wanted to stay for the hell of it. Spending 70% of your time with your bros isn't cool.
- Duka - as one of the expert
- Johnny - he's more vain that Sophie (woulda thunk it , Not me). The horse leg comment wasn't cool. He's the type to cheat on his pregnant wife because she got "fat"
 
Haribo guy has given me the ick with his comments, especially as his wife is on the curvy side.

Matt and Whitney would be well suited because they both think they are hotter/deeper/more interesting than they actually are.

I have no idea why Whitney rolls her eyes at Duka, she has given him zero to work with, shut down from him since day one so it’s no surprise he can’t say anything about her that’s meaningful. There is nothing there.
 
I was skipping through Gemmas ig stories and all I can focus on is how MASSIVE her bottom lip is. She must have so much filler in it. Genuinely wonder how she is able to kiss anyone with that thing
She does have filler but I think it’s also the filter, I tried it on myself and I was a different person 😂

Edit: to say, I checked again and it really is huge, that might not just be the filter, my bad!
 
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