ElektraWintour
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Tonight was a bit boring after last nights and the music is too ott and loud!
I'm sure once Jess moves across the country their love will really blossom Did you know she's from Perth and he's from The Gold Coast?!Aw Cam and Jules are adorable! Definitely needed the other two knobs though, to temper the cheesy sweetness of it all
I snorted and laughed my way through Jess and Ballsack-face's ceremony.
They both walk really, really strangely - fair enough, she was poured into the dress and was wearing heels, what's his excuse?
I can't wait for the reunion shows. I mean they're love's young dream - what could possibly go wrong?
No way, that is brand new information!I'm sure once Jess moves across the country their love will really blossom Did you know she's from Perth and he's from The Gold Coast?!
I’m so bad I googled every couple as I was watching it from the first episode then looked on instaI do have a spoiler I saw on Dan’s Insta
He gets one chest one removed
Jess was constantly rubbing dan’s back. I thought ffs he’s going to get friction burns. We get it he’s “your man”I'm a night behind as only watched Monday's episode tonight...... Jess looks absolutely whacked off her tits at the dinner party....... she was just vile..... did like the way Ning cut Martha off..... Martha wouldn't of been so 'understanding' had Jess been making a play for Michael !!! Pair of trashy wannabes !!
Everytime I see Jess I just see Marg Simpson minus the hair
Also - Mike- is it just me who thinks he has some weird attraction to Jess? The two of them seem to have some sadomasochist type feelings towards each other. I can’t explain it! But he’s doesn’t seem to know how to deal with females at all. But I’m certain there’s some attraction there even though he’s always arguing with her.
Everytime I see Jess I just see Marg Simpson minus the hair
Also - Mike- is it just me who thinks he has some weird attraction to Jess? The two of them seem to have some sadomasochist type feelings towards each other. I can’t explain it! But he’s doesn’t seem to know how to deal with females at all. But I’m certain there’s some attraction there even though he’s always arguing with her.
Yes yes yes!!! I said this a couple of weeks back, Mike is he wanted Jess, all he seen was a young blonde that he could bang, the amount of times he spoke with her and gave his opinion on how Mick was a country boy and Jess was a YOUNG thing from the city.Yes I agree! His eyes were drawn straight to her at the first dinner party. It was like until then he was happy he got Heidi but then he saw who Mick got!
I think Heidi sees it too. She was annoyed when they did wife swap that they’d spoken about each other and not her...and then in Monday’s row she said something like ‘this isn’t about you two again!’
You should do it at the reunion dinner party...I'd love to read those postsSo was that the last we'll see of Jess and Dan until the reunion? I was planning a great drinking game of taking a shot every time they mention "I live in Perth and Dan lives on the Gold Coast", I was going to be hammered after 15 minutes...
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