Mike and Heidi are wasting our time. Heidi is wasting her own. It's not going anywhere as she doesn't trust him and he's not geared up for any kind of commitment or compromise. I'm not saying she's perfect, she's needy, pedantic and argumentative, but he doesn't want to or doesn't know how to answer that for her. I think they'll both end up single ultimately, and it probably wouldn't be the worst thing in the world for either of them.
How rude of Jess to refuse to speak to Mick all day, then decide to bring up their fight when they were visiting with his (obnoxious) mate. To ask him to go into his house so they could argue on the veranda? Out of bloody order mate.
It sounds like the classic case of "it's ok for ME to tell YOU my dad's a drunk and my brother's a knobhead, but YOU can't say that to ME!"... It did sound like Mick was trying to wriggle out of it, claiming he meant her dad was drunk at the wedding - there's a big difference between "he was drunk" and "he's a drunk", if you get my meaning.
Anyway she was talking bollocks when she said she was fully invested and into making things work with him until that convo, and he knows that too.
Martha doing her Princess Goji Berry routine
I hope she and Michael the lapdog continue to get very little screentime, they do nothing for me.
I feel sorry for Tam being stuck with feckin Dave or whatever his name is - he's only looking for his hole. He has no real interest in her. We all like a man who's good to his mother but the way she was asking about their level of intimacy was creepy af - I thought she was going to start giving Tam some tips about what he likes in bed
I hope he's had all his shots anyway, cos it looks like Jess is sniffing round him again in tomorrow's episode.
Susie is horrid, we've established this. He needs to stop with the little lies, Susie or no Susie, because that's a ridiculous habit.
Cam and Jules are smitten, no news there.
I'm rooting for Cyrell and Nick and for Ning and Mark as they've genuinely come such a long way but I don't think either couple will make it. At the risk of sounding like a The Wonder Years voiceover though, even if they don't make it, I feel they'll all have really learned something from taking part in the experiment.
Who've I missed? They must be boring if I've forgotten them already!