Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) no spoilers #1

[IKickLikeKatya]

If my PT invited me to his wedding with only other clients, I’d think he was testing me to see how much I pigged out on the buffet.

I'd hit the buffet and yell out I'm here just for the food, while coming up for air momentarily.

 

[TwooTwooTwitTwitTwoo]

Bird enthusiast has sent me.

They're all a bit intense aren't they.

 

[Miss Begotten]

I have to say mad crystal woman’s fam and friends are ace.

 

[ElektraWintour]

That thing on lucinda's head is ghastly

The shiny bits remind me of a Christmas decoration.

 

[Thank(space)you]

Why is this woman having so many dead birds in her freezer

I've got crudités and hummus as my snack

 

[EnoughAlready]

No one order these crazy cats a kfc bucket any time soon, they’ll be doing all kinds of satanical tit with it!

 

[alittlebitofthebubbly]

Lucinda reminds me of

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

Why is this woman having so many dead birds in her freezer

I've got crudités and hummus as my snack

I can rival Her, I’ve got 8 chicken breasts

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

They’re all dead

 

[Now I get it]

Wing mate Kate.lol

 

[Miss Begotten]

The shiny bits remind me of a Christmas decoration.

It is yelling 1970s toilet roll cover.

 

[aimzalicious]

WTF is that necklace?

I was that kid at school who was obsessed with Ancient Egypt and I'm sure it's an Egyptian goddess.. in fact I just looked it up and it's Isis, goddess of healing and magic - so makes sense why the wing wafting lady is wearing it!

 

[Bobby Chariot]

Tim doesn't realise what he's getting into here tbh
Looks shell-shocked

 

[MooBelle]

Oh god. Love him but opening your wedding speech with 'everyone is dead' is quite the take.

 

[breakfastattiffanys]

Not man bun breathing a sigh of relief when he realised the bridesmaid wasn't the bride.

Also, gonna get Take a Break on standby for Tori's mum.

 

[malibu skies]

I don’t care that she’s crazy, Lucinda and her family are adorable

 

[Turmeric123]

Her Dad is so lovely

 

[G&Tjustforme]

I can rival Her, I’ve got 8 chicken breasts

Southern fried tenders & hot wings…. SO THERE!! Do you think she goes out looking for road kill??

 

[TwooTwooTwitTwitTwoo]

Tim doesn't realise what he's getting into here tbh
Looks shell-shocked

I can't help but think that at this juncture of his life he needs therapy not marriage to a stranger...

 

[Bobby Chariot]

I don’t care that she’s crazy, Lucinda and her family are adorable

Tim's probably gonna get a shot at all of them