Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) no spoilers #1

[TwooTwooTwitTwitTwoo]

His hair looks like it was weaved on a loom. I'm not sure about the fluffy bit sticking out of the front of the bun.

They seem to quite like each other.

 

[Now I get it]

Good hair?.she LIES

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

His ankles are so red. I thought he actually had socks on

He is very red. Has he jetted in from Mercury?

 

[lokp0009]

Oh my god get him off my telly

 

[Scotch Mist]

Ooh he's going to give her a sorting

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Suits don't come sharper than this. He's nailed it 🕴
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Just letting you know autocorrect has changed tighter to sharper.

 

[G&Tjustforme]

Suits don't come sharper than this. He's nailed it 🕴
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It’s like a too small tux jackets over a wetsuit

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

He said definitely a future....but he shook his head at the same time. Oops.

 

[aimzalicious]

"sort her out"?

 

[Turmeric123]

He is very red. Has he jetted in from Mercury?

Early contender for this years purple pig

 

[Clovis]

Suits don't come sharper than this. He's nailed it 🕴
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It's giving Max Wall:

(Ask your grandparents)

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

Suits don't come sharper than this. He's nailed it 🕴
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If he spray painted a suit on it would be looser

 

[auntclara]

Toris mums dress looks like it cost about £3 from a charity shop

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Ooh he's going to give her a sorting

I read this as snorting and got very confused .

 

[EnoughAlready]

What are we all snacking on, I’ve got a carrot sticks and a packet of Frisps that I’ve not had in years and I swear they are like crack!

 

[Turmeric123]

What are we all snacking on, I’ve got a carrot sticks and a packet of Frisps that I’ve not had in years and I swear they are like crack!

I had tea and cream crackers

 

[Now I get it]

Ooh he's going to give her a sorting

I doubt those trousers/ pedal pushers come off easily.....

 

[MooBelle]

Mr Moo has entered the room. He hasn't been present for any of my previous comments.
I said out loud how tit bun man's botox and cheek fillers are.
Mr Moo said 'that's not fillers, that's his bollocks squeezed up to his cheeks because his trousers are too tight'
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What are we all snacking on, I’ve got a carrot sticks and a packet of Frisps that I’ve not had in years and I swear they are like crack!

Wine

 

[G&Tjustforme]

What are we all snacking on, I’ve got a carrot sticks and a packet of Frisps that I’ve not had in years and I swear they are like crack!

Ohh!! M&S Birthday choccies!!

 

[malibu skies]

What are we all snacking on, I’ve got a carrot sticks and a packet of Frisps that I’ve not had in years and I swear they are like crack!

I had a mini dairy milk bar and now I’m trying to resist going back in the kitchen for more snacks