Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) #4 Feck off Collins, you last name for a first name prick

[MooBelle]

If I was staring into her eyes all that would be going through my head would be WHAT IS ON THE bleeping PHONE SARA?

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I have obviously led an extremely sheltered life because I have no idea how you cup someone’s genitals without touching them.
I would theoretically like to know, but then I remember Dicky and the twit with the top knot.

Does it still count as touching if you cup them in your mouth?

 

[Now I get it]

He looks like he'd have a hairy arsecrack and bumhole

It's remarkably small.

 

[Aussie]

Ben you fecking hole. He's so quick to point out she's emotional, so her reaction is her fault. Not the dickish thing he said. What a prick

 

[HotDawg]

I don’t trust Ben, he’s suss.

 

[aimzalicious]

Hate how Ben calls Ellie "emotional" and "sensitive" duck off you unemployed twit, having a podcast is not a real job

 

[Webster1357]

Another bleeping ad break?? I'm close to giving up watching live, life's too short!

 

[EnoughAlready]

No time for Ben, maybe the cousin was right!

 

[Shinythings]

Nothing wrong with a bit of anal.

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Poop on the peen is too much of a fear for me. Plus my Husband has a very large one so fear I'd split in half. We can't do quickies because of his size so would be in genuine fear of my life if he tried it up the arse.

 

[unidentified]

Is there a decent man in it this year? Tin man and Tristan are probably the best but neither are available emotionally

 

[aimzalicious]

AD BREAK ALREADY???

 

[Aussie]

Hate how Ben calls Ellie "emotional" and "sensitive" duck off you unemployed twit, having a podcast is not a real job

He's a massive twunt & if I find out they are still together, I'm going to batshit! It's like Bryce & Melissa again

 

[Diagnosis123]

Australia has some of the world's greatest dentists

 

[Miss Begotten]

He's a massive twunt & if I find out they are still together, I'm going to batshit! It's like Bryce & Melissa again

Yes I think he’s dodgy as hell, but it hasn’t been picked up on because of the hole with the red face and Hoops Junior.

 

[G&Tjustforme]

Poop on the peen is too much of a fear for me. Plus my Husband has a very large one so fear I'd split in half. We can't do quickies because of his size so would be in genuine fear of my life if he tried it up the arse.

Show off

 

[MooBelle]

Poop on the peen is too much of a fear for me. Plus my Husband has a very large one so fear I'd split in half. We can't do quickies because of his size so would be in genuine fear of my life if he tried it up the arse.

I would recommend a lube with CBD in it for both anal and vag sex xx

 

[TwooTwooTwitTwitTwoo]

I think I might fancy Toothy Tim.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Poop on the peen is too much of a fear for me. Plus my Husband has a very large one so fear I'd split in half. We can't do quickies because of his size so would be in genuine fear of my life if he tried it up the arse.

Might be worth risking it. Apparently it’s customary to be rewarded with shoes or so I learnt on the Huw Edwards thread and realised I’ve been done out of shoes.

 

[aimzalicious]

Poop on the peen is too much of a fear for me. Plus my Husband has a very large one so fear I'd split in half. We can't do quickies because of his size so would be in genuine fear of my life if he tried it up the arse.

If you ever want to try it, use tons of lube, work your way up with toys first then when you're ready, go reallllly slow - the dick is actually more comfortable than toys I found! I promise your husband wont care about poop on the peen, he'll just be really happy he's in your bum hahahah

 

[Miss Begotten]

Might be worth risking it. Apparently it’s customary to be rewarded with shoes or so I learnt on the Huw Edwards thread and realised I’ve been done out of shoes.

Oh duck that, I can buy my own shoes.