Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) #3 There's Jesus and cleavage... but who's Jack?

[auntclara]

Natalie wearing a 1990 Asda George dress!

 

[Miss Begotten]

I wonder if it’s Natalie who is the actor, not Collins.
She thinks he’s the man of her dreams? Nobody would say that out loud unless it was for a lot of money.

 

[EnoughAlready]

Why is she even giving this Collins bot time and energy, ugh!

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I need to be on catch up tonight.
My Mr is working late.

Nice to see you Moons

 

[Ggxx]

I can’t cope with Natalie’s dodgy hair parting. I know that’s the least of her worries being married to Collins but you know

 

[Webster1357]

Anyone got any good snacks on the go for this ep?

I haven't even had my tea yet! I'll be having a Twirl for pudding.

Did it really used to start at 9? Oops, I accidentally gaslit my colleague into thinking it had always started at 7:30

Also, urgh, Top Knot Twat's man boobs and Tattoo Tori's overconfidence.

 

[Moongirl69]

My snack for tonight, my leftover birthday cheesecake. If you have the chain The Cheesecake Cake shop near you, definitely pay it a visit.
Hi BTW

Is it your birthday??

 

[breakfastattiffanys]

I know Collins is a pure twerp but Nat would also drive me up the fucking wall.

 

[Now I get it]

Natalie already making me feel sad. Poor kid.

Agree. It's very sad

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

My old colleague kinda looks like Jack, minus the man bun. But the nicest bloke. I'm gonna have to try not to smirk the next time I see him!

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

This is the time I might start learning their names as they are all called up

 

[Now I get it]

Natalie does sort of give.me.Shark tales vibe

 

[aimzalicious]

Cassandra is sooooo pretty ♥ lovely dress

 

[Webster1357]

Agree. It's very sad

Hmm, I'm not convinced either, surely she can see that he's a massive bellend and not for her at all? Why would anyone be doing this so close to their Dad dying? And I include Timothy in that.

 

[breakfastattiffanys]

I'm gonna call it now. Cass is gonna break his heart.
The new Roz and Tom.

 

[Clovis]

Ok, that took a dark turn quickly.

 

[Sonz1981]

Aww I like Tristan but worry he’ll get badly hurt

 

[Diagnosis123]

 

[EnoughAlready]

I think Tristan will make Cassandra really happy if he could just get out of his own way, his insecurities are going to wreck something that seems like it has good beginnings!

 

[Miss Begotten]

Ohhhh shit.
I honestly think Tristan is a nice bloke, but sodding hell the last thing Cassandra needs is to be his therapist.