Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) #3 There's Jesus and cleavage... but who's Jack?

[Louanne]

This bloke has chosen eating vegetables over having children.

So would I, and I don't even like vegetables.

 

[coconochanel]

I cant stand Man bun he is arrogant.

 

[Trixxx]

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I haven't caught up properly yet, but wow! How does he manage to get all that hair in the hat. Very intrigued.

 

[girlinbrum]

Jack and Tori both look like they smell even when dolled up, they both need a good wash, esp their hair. They're both equally grotty.

 

[Webster1357]

She’s awful herself, don’t like her. Thinks way too highly of herself, she’s gonna get humbled badly by Jack

It's interesting how she's referred to her and Jack as 'The Power Couple'. She wants to be the Mel and Leighton of this Season. She probably doesn't give a shit who she's paired with, as long as it's not someone like Collins, Jack is ideal for her plans as he's all Alpha Male bollocks, she will doggidly hang in there whatever he does and probably double down when he behaves badly!

 

[bourb0nbiscuits]

Where can we watch the Australian shows? A few posters have mentioned watching them, thanks!

 

[girlinbrum]

I've been watching on Daily Motion and shvideos

 

[aimzalicious]

Jack saying this bit at a dinner party hasn't aired in the UK yet so please just be mindful of spoilers for us watching at E4 pace! There is an Aus pace thread linked in the first post

I've just caught up... why is Ellie always at the top of the guys ranking list? She looks so average imo, nothing interesting about her face at all does anyone fancy doing the ranking task? Here's mine for guys/girls/values:

Guys:

Jayden (I know he's a dirty dog but he's still the hottest imo)
Timothy
Richard
Tristan
Johno
Toothy Tim
Ben
Collins
Jack

Girls:

Cassandra
Andrea
Eden
Natalie
Lucinda
Sara
Tori
Lauren
Ellie

Values:

Good conversation
Financial stability
Healthy lifestyle
Good in bed
Good looks
Good job
Family oriented
Has money
Physical fitness
Good sense of style
Wants children
Owns property

 

[Flowergirl14]

That old guy Richard is a dirty perv...I would have walked out...

 

[Officedoor123]

I haven't caught up properly yet, but wow! How does he manage to get all that hair in the hat. Very intrigued.

Very small brain

 

[Tippingpoint23]

I really don’t like the phone task. Sure you shouldnt be doing anything you wouldn’t want your partner to see or know but also your phone is so personal to you!!! I don’t need my boyfriend to see messages to my bestie about all sorts of stuff inc her personal stuff!

 

[girlinbrum]

All so rank lol

Michael - beautiful
Tim - OK as long as he keeps his mouth closed
Jayden - nope but OK considering the awful other choices
Johnno - only if I wanted a new gay BFF
Tristan - he looks like he's about to cry all the time
Collins - just no
Dirty Dick - yuck
Ben - ick ick ick
Timothy -honestly man looks like he would wear the same underpants for a week
Jack - no way

the girls are much nicer except maybe Tori who can get in the bin.

 

[Fmf17]

Hi. Catching up. Andrea is so attractive I feel for her it must be hard being around all the young girls

 

[Louanne]

I really don’t like the phone task. Sure you shouldnt be doing anything you wouldn’t want your partner to see or know but also your phone is so personal to you!!! I don’t need my boyfriend to see messages to my bestie about all sorts of stuff inc her personal stuff!

This. I've been with my partner for years and years, but he doesn't check my phone, go in my purse or my handbag, and I don't check his phone or wallet.
No trust - or personal privacy - no point.

 

[abelleza]

I've just caught up... why is Ellie always at the top of the guys ranking list? She looks so average imo, nothing interesting about her face at all does anyone fancy doing the ranking task? Here's mine for guys/girls/values:

I can’t remember who but one of the guys said it, she has big tits. She’s also brunette and physically fit which is apparently also important to most men
She’s the perfect mix of a bland face and a great body which men adore (personally I do think she’s very pretty though).

I’ll never understand men and their weird taste tbh, you’re telling me they pretty much all (except Jack lol) thought Lauren is more attractive than Natalie? Really?! Madness.

Had to laugh at Jack calling Lucinda an ‘old bird’. Mate she’s only 7 years older than you you twat, she just hasn’t had as much Botox and filler as you have.

 

[Liverbird2003]

I've been on a run of nights this past week so I watched ahead for this week's episodes so I wouldn't be behind. But I had no self control and I've watched way ahead. Now I'm sad because I liked watching live and reading this thread
Absolutely no spoilers from me, no worries!

 

[Sunflower16]

Hi all, long time lurker, first time poster on this thread! Just caught up on last night's episode on my lunch. Jack is disgusting and where is his top lip? I am fast losing sympathy for Tori too after that task.
I liked Cassandra and Tristians little kiss it reminded me of giddy teenagers. I know a lot of the time it's the man who makes the first move but going by what he told her, he has huge insecurities about himself.
I feel like Jonathan is not into Lauren's calling out people/getting involved in the drama! Would like to see Lucinda and Tim work out. I love her but she definitely needs to chill and let him eat his kit kat in peace. She's constantly on him like a dog on chips! Really looking forward to the commitment ceremony and devastated I forgot it's not on tonight happy weekend all

 

[Red80's]

Hi all, long time lurker, first time poster on this thread! Just caught up on last night's episode on my lunch. Jack is disgusting and where is his top lip? I am fast losing sympathy for Tori too after that task.
I liked Cassandra and Tristians little kiss it reminded me of giddy teenagers. I know a lot of the time it's the man who makes the first move but going by what he told her, he has huge insecurities about himself.
I feel like Jonathan is not into Lauren's calling out people/getting involved in the drama! Would like to see Lucinda and Tim work out. I love her but she definitely needs to chill and let him eat his kit kat in peace. She's constantly on him like a dog on chips! Really looking forward to the commitment ceremony and devastated I forgot it's not on tonight happy weekend all

His lack of top lip gives me the boak. His moustache must tickle his teeth

 

[Sophiadee]

Not sure if these have been posted lol

 

[FenellaTheWitch]

I'm an episode behind and they're doing the ranking task. My hubby is a couple of years older than Timothy and the first thing hubby said was 'I wouldn't do that as most of them are young enough to be my daughter" ... then Timothy said the same thing. I think they handed the test correctly.

Richard, however, is an idiot. If I had been Andrea when Richard had her photo and was thinking about placing it , I would have said very sternly 'there is only one correct answer here Richard'.