Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) #2 Tim Man and Top Knob are the cream of the crap

[malibu skies]

Sometimes I have these recurring dreams/nightmares where I’m running late for something and I can’t make it where I need to be because things keep getting in the way. This episode is triggering for me

 

[alittlebitofthebubbly]

There's loads of flowers just laying on the stairs could have grabbed a bunch of those

 

[Sonz1981]

I’d have just nicked some flowers off the steps to be honest

 

[Noppa]

There’s literally a million bouquets for her to choose from at the actual wedding

 

[MooBelle]

Anyone who willingly takes cold showers is a knobhead

I've started doing them in the morning, although not willingly. Everyone kept going on and on about them so I decided to try. Not quite a New Year resolution but more a 'new year new me' thingy. According to everything I've googled I should be able to stand a couple of minutes by now.
Bullshit. Still 2 or 3 seconds at most and it is absolutely horrible.

 

[Clovis]

I'm not a professional wedding planner, but I'm pretty such the bride isn't supposed to flash her pussy every time she takes a step.

 

[Scotch Mist]

His sister hates her already

 

[EnoughAlready]

What are those stairs about, and in front of everyone too, nope I’d be telling the producers you’re having an absolute laugh!

 

[breakfastattiffanys]

Steph's already cancelled Lozzatits.

 

[Now I get it]

She reminds me of Jennifer Lawrence "oh look at me I'm so quirky"

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

Come on, tell her you're a vegan! Now!

 

[aimzalicious]

"she's actually good looking"? piss off you bore. him and his family seems so dull

 

[G&Tjustforme]

I think Jono maybe should have been paired with Michael?!?!

 

[Miss Begotten]

Good looking and funny with massive something or others?
Yeah, he’s a twit.

 

[Scotch Mist]

She didn't apologise for being late which was rude of her .

 

[Diagnosis123]

 

[malibu skies]

"she's actually good looking"? piss off you bore. him and his family seems so dull

She might be a bit chaotic but he and his sister are boring and judgemental and controlling

 

[alittlebitofthebubbly]

I bet she's left her speech at home

 

[Princess of Scots]

His definition of 'crazy at the weekends' is probably ordering an extra shot of espresso in his latte

 

[Miss Begotten]

He loves the ocean? Haven’t we had one of those before? Dopey Dan?