Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) #2 Tim Man and Top Knob are the cream of the crap

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God I totally forgot this was back! Hello all!

So I caught up on the first 2 last night and will catch up on episode 3 today! I can't remember anyone's names yet. So far - top knot man is an utter cockwomble and that older bride is bat tit crazy but seems like a nice? crazy? scattered? person. Her fake husband gave the most depressing grooms speech of all time, I haven't cringe that hard since the best mans speech in the episode previous.

Oh and the groom with the twit of a best man is clearly still in love with his ex so that's going to go well.

BRING IT ON!!

 
Had to watch late on last night, missed you all! Is Collins still avoiding to answer any question and saying “What a day?” 💀 I think he’s in the closet myself and prob doesn’t even realise it himself yet! I think Hoops 2 is a nice match with Eden, Mitch seems to have matured a bit and lost the chip in his shoulder he had with the ixperiment! Poor Michael from Ohio too, hope he gets a match, John didn’t seem convinced he had anyone though! See you rascals later 😘
 
Liverbird2003 said:
No it bloody well isn't. I arrived as a fresh faced 18 year old in September 2003, ready to have fun. First day there I had to go and buy a jacket. It was cold! Home and away lied to us all these years.
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A couple of years ago Russell Crowe was filming the Ned Kelly film and tweeted a picture of the location. It was up a mountain and snowy.
Until that point in my life I did not know there was snow in Australia.
 
Miss Begotten said:
Am I honestly the only person who not only doesn’t fancy Hoops junior, but thinks he’s got a dodgy as duck vibe about him?
I’m starting to doubt myself. Do I need to recalibrate my arseholeometer?
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Oh nah hoops junior isn’t for me. And yes not feeling him.

collins reminds me of a Wetsy Betsy type doll with only 3 phrases he can say…..what a day!!!
Whatever her name is he is with is annoying as duck
 
Miss Begotten said:
Am I honestly the only person who not only doesn’t fancy Hoops junior, but thinks he’s got a dodgy as duck vibe about him?
I’m starting to doubt myself. Do I need to recalibrate my arseholeometer?
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No I'm with you on this one. His head/face is abnormally long and seems very insecure - waiting to see him blow his top in a week or two when he forgets the nice guy act
 
Miss Begotten said:
Am I honestly the only person who not only doesn’t fancy Hoops junior, but thinks he’s got a dodgy as duck vibe about him?
I’m starting to doubt myself. Do I need to recalibrate my arseholeometer?
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I'm really on the fence about him. I warmed to him yesterday but I have this niggling feeling that there's a string of badly treated ex's sitting at home shouting at their TV screens.

If how he presents is real, I could definitely see how he'd become more attractive the more you know him. He also has nice hair when it's down.
 
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