Married At First Sight Australia season 11(E4 pace) #12 Ridge McCoy, who can believe he's actually deeecceeee!

[Miss Begotten]

"I want to find a special someone" *immediately texts Ellie*

Well she’s definitely someone.

 

[MooBelle]

Not a fan of Lauren's dress

When I was about 8 (in the 70s) my family were on holiday in the Isle of Wight in a holiday camp. A bit like hi de hi. It was just awful. That type of holiday was on it's last legs and looking back on it now it would be like something out of Phoenix Nights or the League of Gentlemen.
Anyway. There was some bizarre scavenger hunt/fancy dress competition and my mother thought it would be brilliant if I went as a Mummy. She took the bog roll from the chalet and wrapped it round me.
That's what Lauren's dress reminds me of. 8 year old Moo in the holiday camp from hell wrapped in bog roll in 1978.

 

[Offish]

Not just any Ham he's a Christmas ham

A glazed Christmas ham no less

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

Oh I had completely forgotten toris garish mother

 

[Princess of Scots]

I bet Jack's the type of PT to shag his clients to keep them in his books

 

[NoTeaHere]

Sorry guys, but Lauren is just an asshole.

They did seem to bring out the worst in each other. As relationships often do . As a friend I think she’d be top notch

 

[Offish]

Meeting a client you couldn’t make it up

 

[Miss Begotten]

Yes, Hamface is definitely your equal Tori. You’re both equally bleeping awful.

 

[aimzalicious]

I'm going to make a brew and get my Foxes ginger biscuits whilst these two cunts are on. I wonder if Jack's family will be shown? Or just more clients

Edit: LOL A CLIENT AT THE PUB

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

I bet Jack's the type of PT to shag his clients to keep them in his books

Probably straps a Fitbit to it so he can track his progress

 

[Clovis]

Jack is meeting a.... client.

 

[malibu skies]

Meeting a client you couldn’t make it up

I assume he’s not shagging this one but you never know!

 

[Miss Begotten]

I bet Jack's the type of PT to shag his clients to keep them in his books

You think he’s shagged this baldy bloke? I wouldn’t put it past him tbh.

 

[Offish]

I assume he’s not shagging this one but you never know!

I wouldn’t even be surprised actually.
It is MAD to me that anyone on this planet could experience Jack and his.. moments and think he’s anything other than a complete bleep. Also weird that Tori seems to think you can only listen to someone who’s in a happy relationship themselves. Odd woman.

 

[Miss Begotten]

Yes it’s the real Jack. A real hole.

 

[malibu skies]

Babe he’s not even giving up half his bed, he’s putting her in another room

 

[La_frenchie]

It has just occured to me that Jack looks like a poundland strictly dancer

 

[Now I get it]

Ah glad Lauren got the last word. Jono and his lazy robot voice can do one

 

[Diagnosis123]

Well that took a dark turn...

 

[NoTeaHere]

When I was about 8 (in the 70s) my family were on holiday in the Isle of Wight in a holiday camp. A bit like hi de hi. It was just awful. That type of holiday was on it's last legs and looking back on it now it would be like something out of Phoenix Nights or the League of Gentlemen.
Anyway. There was some bizarre scavenger hunt/fancy dress competition and my mother thought it would be brilliant if I went as a Mummy. She took the bog roll from the chalet and wrapped it round me.
That's what Lauren's dress reminds me of. 8 year old Moo in the holiday camp from hell wrapped in bog roll in 1978.

I stayed at the ‘holiday camp’ where they filmed Hi de Hi around that time. I feel your pain. The photos of the fancy dress competitions I had to enter still haunt me. Robinson Crusoe was one