I was not ‘with it’ yesterday but just caught up properly. So we’re off and running. All the usual ingredients checked off so far:
Fixed smiles at the stag and hen dos while clearly thinking some of the others are nob heads.
Unrealistic marriage vows (have they not watched the show!?)
Cute couple, early doors.
Sex obsessed loon.
Gaslighting d**k who sees himself as the wronged party.
Livid friend/ family member.
(Loved watching him trying to find the least incriminating things to say! Will she ignore her (accurate) gut instincts or try to make it work?
)
etc. etc.
And tattlers you did not disappoint. You opinionated, nickname giving, meme making, cynical, hilarious (but deep down romantic) guys are awesome.
Ps I hope John the Ixpert is ok. He’s lost too much weight!
. Food poisening is no fun 
but is at least temporary. 
that man is going to be RED red at the smallest whisper of a beach holiday
