Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) S8 #7 Now the old thread is done, Jason's back to his wiiffee come

[under the ivy]

Pat’s cartwheel

 

[Clovis]

Skipping away like Morecambe and Wise lmao.

 

[Influencing is not a job]

Oh my God.... The skipping....

 

[Miss Begotten]

If my OH arranged something like that I would have him committed.

 

[Turmeric123]

Really Belinda really

 

[Sophielee]

jake you deluded duck don't want to shag you now

 

[Clovis]

Oh, Jake. She's written Leave three times, she's just not that into you.

Me, on the other hand....

 

[Turmeric123]

Pat’s cartwheel

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I poured a glass of secco after that display

 

[BelleAmie]

I poured a glass of secco after that display

Tesco secco?!

 

[Miss Begotten]

So Patrick gets a brass band and Bryce gets an all expenses paid trip to his home town so that Dummy the doormat can interrogate meet his friends? How very convenient.

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

I am bored to tears over this bleeping RUMOUR.

 

[Turmeric123]

Tesco secco?!

No not tesco secco in honour of mafsuk just secco

 

[Chez300]

My bleeping eyes.
If she lets him do her after this drivel there is no hope left for humanity.

I don’t get it. This would give me the ick!

 

[BelleAmie]

Bryce’s friends will never compare to this legend

 

[Clovis]

Good grief, Melissa holding Gonzo's hand as he's trying to drive. Clingy much?

 

[noseybirdxo]

Bryce’s friends will never compare to this legend View attachment 854538

If you know, you know

 

[Clovis]

Haha I'm liking Gonzo's fabulous gay friend. He'll know all the good tea.

 

[Aussie]

I am bored to tears over this bleeping RUMOUR.

I'm hoping we actually find out it is true!

 

[Turmeric123]

If you know, you know

Just like tesco secco

Now time for

 

[Miss Begotten]

I don’t get it. This would give me the ick!

The bath. The nakedness. The cringey foot massage. The stench of desperation. The naked drawing. His personality.
She’s already experienced all of those and has still let him touch her. Maybe by comparison a brass band isn’t that bad.