Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) S8 #6 Pat’s got a hairy crack, Gonzo is a t..

[Aussie]

Yea it does - I thought maybe it was a popular Aussie thing but I’m glad that that doesn’t seem to be the case

Noooo not a thing!

 

[aimzalicious]

If anyone wants some Slim Shady memories - forgot how good the "you've poked her in the eye with your big nose" quote was. just been rewatching clips because this ep is kinda boring

 

[BelleAmie]

Noooo not a thing!

Omg wait - when they said “wave breakfast” did they mean a microwave breakfast? I thought wave was the brand, like Kelloggs or something

 

[under the ivy]

That duck in the background is vibing

 

[Aussie]

Omg wait - when they said “wave breakfast” did they mean a microwave breakfast? I thought wave was the brand, like Kelloggs or something

Yeah I think that's what they meant!

 

[Sophielee]

Alana and Jason have proper dopey tit eyes. I feel my eyes squinting looking at them.

 

[BelleAmie]

That duck in the background is vibing

I would watch a whole season of the duck, Ixpert John and Jake.

 

[Clovis]

These two.... I hope they're using protection!

 

[Miss Begotten]

Jason has clearly only apologised because he’s horny.

 

[Aussie]

Omg these 2

 

[under the ivy]

Jason ‘let’s have sex’

 

[FenellaTheWitch]

After 2 days Jason obviously has blue balls and wants them sorting out

 

[BelleAmie]

Who predicted all their problems would be solved with a shag?

 

[Sophielee]

let's have sex

 

[a musician]

What do those two even do apart from shag? Can you even imagine a conversation between them? Must be the most boring thing ever.

 

[aimzalicious]

Jasons getting Anal-a tonight amirite

 

[Clovis]

Jasons getting Anal-a tonight amirite

Up the bum, no babies.

 

[under the ivy]

All the vest Pat

 

[Sophielee]

bleeping crochet says she feels bad for melissa duck off and go get your crochet needles. she's just there to tit stir and gossip. this from the virgin who was bullied at school

 

[Miss Begotten]

Omg these 2

Let’s have sex! says Jason.
The prosecution rests M’lady.