Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) (E4 pace) #9 SERIOUSLY EVERYONE, NO SPOILERS

[Aussie]

Batman bedspread? Is he 10 years old?

I'm assuming it was a joke from the flatmate

 

[Emmadale]

I feel like Selina is so sweet and nice, she’d have liked whoever she was matched with so it’s such a shame she’s got this racist dirt bag!

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

Eww that watermelon pic… why has the mate done that

 

[Clovis]

Well, Jackson. We did all try to warn you. Even the experts tried to warn you!

 

[Aussie]

“I live in a 4-bed house”
Well wtf do you need a 4 bed house for?!

She probably lives with 3 other people too

 

[Now I get it]

I'm your world now... bleeping fat fucks deluded

 

[Chez300]

Eww that watermelon pic… why has the mate done that

It’s so gross and then she’s meant to stay there?! Cody thought it was funny, Selina needs to run

 

[EnoughAlready]

Apologies for my absence lovely people, got a stomach bug and feel like I’ve been run over by a truck. Keep my place warm until my behind isn’t on fire and I’m not a lucozade fountain!

 

[aimzalicious]

We talk about Al being a man child but Cody is living like an 18 year old student... gross

 

[Now I get it]

She probably lives with 3 other people too

She lives in a stable with 3 other horses

 

[FenellaTheWitch]

That watermelon picture

Who puts onions and bananas in the same fruit bowl?

 

[sh1tsandgiggles]

“I’m your world now”

 

[noseybirdxo]

We talk about Al being a man child but Cody is living like an 18 year old student... gross

Literally!!! Cody is living like a student, at least going to Al’s house you’d know it was probably quite nice cos of his Mum

Selina should have been paired with Daddy DILF maybe, someone of that maturity and emotional awareness anyway

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

I hope to God, Jackson has dumped the witch. “I’m your world now” duck offff Deffo the type to make all their socials: OliviaandJackson*surname* like the ones you see on fb and you know one of them has cheated lol

 

[sh1tsandgiggles]

I hope to God, Jackson has dumped the witch. “I’m your world now” duck offff Deffo the type to make all their socials: OliviaandJackson*surname* like the ones you see on fb and you know one of them has cheated lol

So accurate

 

[aimzalicious]

Ella's family seem richhhh Her mum wearing a Louis Vuitton scarf in her hair and that house is stunning

 

[lokp0009]

Those are the smallest glasses of wine I’ve ever seen

 

[amelieamelie]

Sorry but Ella's brother's trim is not givingg

 

[noseybirdxo]

Ella's family seem richhhh Her mum wearing a Louis Vuitton scarf in her hair and that house is stunning

And that rock on her mum’s hand

 

[ScrambledEggs]

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