Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) (E4 pace) #5 Obese Olivia's tissue still dry as f***

[Aussie]

Awwww Al, bless you

 

[Clovis]

Aw, our little Al all grown up now...

 

[EnoughAlready]

Oh my gosh, Ronaldo may as well have come into the room wearing a sandwich board saying WE SHAGGED.

Tbf I think I also would have if I’d have bothered the bed sheets with him

 

[crispycrunch]

Now wtfffffffffffffffff is Ella wearing

 

[Miss Begotten]

The gentleman sausage?
bleeping hell, he’s like a bloody child.

 

[Aussie]

Kate needs to bleeping go now

 

[crispycrunch]

The gentleman sausage?
bleeping hell, he’s like a bloody child.

One eyed snake, that did make me howl

 

[Princess of Scots]

The gentleman sausage?
bleeping hell, he’s like a bloody child.

I swear what Al said sounded like something from the sixth years' common room

 

[crispycrunch]

Shittttttt going off in every direction

 

[Moongirl69]

Just asked my Mr what he thought of Jess.
"She should be in that field eating grass with her pals the cow"
He's a keeper

 

[EnoughAlready]

I honestly think Selin could have the world and she’d still be miserable and find something wrong with everything! He should have turfed her out already a long time ago!

 

[sh1tsandgiggles]

Kates a bit of a bleep isn’t she

 

[under the ivy]

So sorry MAFS crewdem I’m missing tonight, will catch up at the weekend basically duck MEN

 

[crispycrunch]

Kates a bit of a bleep isn’t she

A BIT???!!!?? BIGGEST bleep GOING

 

[Aussie]

So sorry MAFS crewdem I’m missing tonight, will catch up at the weekend ❤ basically duck MEN

Hope you're OK x

 

[Miss Begotten]

Kates a bit of a bleep isn’t she

A bit!
She is the most miserable, surly, sour-faced, ungrateful, moody witch ever. No wonder she’s never had a bleeping boyfriend.

 

[Moongirl69]

Imagine Matt and Troy (from previous series) in a room together. God I miss Troy.

Eating tuna from a can

 

[EnoughAlready]

I don’t think Kate thought she would have to work at anything or even try, she’s come along expecting her “true love” to be gift wrapped up in a box and presented to her, and because she doesn’t like what she’s seen she’s got a gob on ever since! She’s hardly riveting herself is she!

 

[giftmesh*t]

Kate really is a bleep.
She clearly thinks she’s too good for Matt, but she isn’t.
She has a weird mouth, a cod eye and is the most boring, miserable fucker!
I’d give Matt one, so long as he hadn’t just eaten chicken twisties.

 

[Miss Begotten]

Oh my gosh, Action Man just had an actual conversation with someone. Is he OK?

Poor Selina. She seems genuinely lovely, so quite why she wants a relationship with that bizarre little combover is completely beyond me.