Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) (E4 pace) #5 Obese Olivia's tissue still dry as f***

[crispycrunch]

Hereeeeeeee

 

[Clovis]

It's dinner party time!

 

[Miss Begotten]

Evening all.
Tonight I will be shamelessly playing the Irish grandparents card as an excuse to stuff my gob with Guinness cake.
I will also be attempting to distract the sane members of the thread who have not yet succumbed to the dubious charms of Ronaldo Lightyear.
Im really hoping for some proper drama tonight.

 

[Princess of Scots]

I'm here!

 

[Now I get it]

Got high hopes for tonight's episode

 

[Princess of Scots]

Drinking game: Take a shot every time Daniel mentions his niece.

 

[Miss Begotten]

Drinking game: Take a shot every time Daniel mentions his niece.

…And another one every time Demonica opens her big fat gob and starts yelling at someone.
Prostrate on the carpet before the first ad break.

 

[Aussie]

Who is going to crack the shits tonight!

 

[Now I get it]

Studs needs to bleeping chillix

 

[Princess of Scots]

…And another one every time Demonica opens her big fat gob and starts yelling at someone.
Prostrate on the carpet before the first ad break.

Alcohol poisoning by 8:15pm

 

[crispycrunch]

She looks so plain with that short curly hair

 

[Clovis]

We just saw all these clips...

Bring on the drunken party!

 

[crispycrunch]

I feel like Carolina has a point about women attracted to his money and girls saying they fancy him. Cause he isn't blessed in the looks department!!!

 

[Miss Begotten]

Who is going to crack the shits tonight!

Judging by the absolute twattery of some of the contestants, probably me.

 

[Princess of Scots]

She's got him under the thumb already

 

[Aussie]

Dion why are you pandering to bleep flaps

 

[ejej123]

Kate, ya taaag

 

[crispycrunch]

Don't need to see Chesney hawks bulge

 

[Clovis]

Lmao Hoopz in his purple knickers!

 

[Princess of Scots]

Hoops's budgie smugglers. No, just no.