Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) (E4 pace) #4 Our knees are weak, arms are heavy for Al's spaghetti

[Webster1357]

Haven’t heard it I promise to forever refer to it as a happy trail from here on out x

Oh no, I'm sorry! Carry on as you were x

 

[crispycrunch]

First dates talking about first kisses. Ffs I feel like I haven't had my first kiss...............

 

[noseybirdxo]

Holly is proof that manifesting is bullshit

First dates talking about first kisses. Ffs I feel like I haven't had my first kiss...............

Born again Virgin Crispy here x

 

[Turmeric123]

First dates talking about first kisses. Ffs I feel like I haven't had my first kiss...............

The girl who cooks toast is back for another date

 

[crispycrunch]

The girl who cooks toast is back for another date

First time I've watched it. Why are these such young kids on it its weird

 

[Turmeric123]

First time I've watched it. Why are these such young kids on it its weird

I think they are all between 17 and 19 but look about 12

 

[crispycrunch]

I think they are all between 17 and 19 but look about 12

And need to ask their mum for a lift and some money

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

It feels wrong watching sixteen year olds on a date in restaurants talking about politics. Get on the park with a bottle of cider.

 

[crispycrunch]

It feels wrong watching sixteen year olds on a date in restaurants talking about politics. Get on the park with a bottle of cider.

To be fair they'll be getting more snogs than us!!!

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

To be fair they'll be getting more snogs than us!!!

You have a point there Crispy

 

[crispycrunch]

You have a point there Crispy

Then you have the DILF messaging me now having a debate as to who slid into who's DM'S first

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Then you have the DILF messaging me now having a debate as to who slid into who's DM'S first

If he’s a gent he’ll of slid first

 

[crispycrunch]

If he’s a gent he’ll of slid first

He did!!! I ignored him for months

 

[Turmeric123]

He did!!! I ignored him for months

And now he's claiming it was you that slid into his dms
Mr T claimed I made moves on him but first night we were together he went to show me something on Facebook and I was in his search history

 

[crispycrunch]

And now he's claiming it was you that slid into his dms
Mr T claimed I made moves on him but first night we were together he went to show me something on Facebook and I was in his search history

Boommmmm Mr T busted school boy error

Told DILF "do you want me to pull out the evidence"

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Boommmmm Mr T busted school boy error

Told DILF "do you want me to pull out the evidence"

Do it!! Do it!! Do it!!

 

[Turmeric123]

Boommmmm Mr T busted school boy error

Told DILF "do you want me to pull out the evidence"

Totally busted he tried to woo me 20 years earlier and it didn't work

Yes definitely share the evidence

 

[crispycrunch]

Totally busted he tried to woo me 20 years earlier and it didn't work

Yes definitely share the evidence

No way 20 years earlier Mr T doesn't know how lucky you are that you gave him the time of the day in the end

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Totally busted he tried to woo me 20 years earlier and it didn't work

Yes definitely share the evidence

Omg you kept him on the hook for twenty years? Yes T

 

[ElektraWintour]

15 pages later I thought tonight’s episode was going to be more interesting but instead I get three photos of the Rock in a roll neck

Why do Selin and Anthony get the nicest apartment? Was it to persuade them to stay?