Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) (E4 pace) #4 Our knees are weak, arms are heavy for Al's spaghetti

[Princess of Scots]

No way mate you can't be that desperate to want his cock

Desperate times result in desperate measures

 

[crispycrunch]

Mr Webster bought me her How to be a Perfect Housewife book! I almost battered him to death with it

You Still can

 

[Webster1357]

She’s a tv presenter bit of a dizzy cow. She presented a tv show where a fella was looking for a wife and she herself ended up with him and they were in OK or Hello May eating a flake on their wedding day.

Nooo, wasn't that Denise Van Outen? Or Ulrika?

 

[crispycrunch]

Desperate times result in desperate measures

I mean I'm desperate but I'd rather eat my own shoe than shag that

 

[aimzalicious]

No way mate you can't be that desperate to want his cock

 

[Princess of Scots]

I mean I'm desperate but I'd rather eat my own shoe than shag that

If he takes the hoops off and keeps his chain on, I probably would

 

[crispycrunch]

Nooo, wasn't that Denise Van Outen? Or Ulrika?

Defo husband stealer Anthea with the crappy hair

 

[Webster1357]

You Still can

He's still on VERY thin ice, a kick in the dick is always imminent

 

[Miss Begotten]

Nooo, wasn't that Denise Van Outen? Or Ulrika?

Definitely Ulrika.

Alright, I’ve officially gone off the DILF.

 

[aimzalicious]

Does the DILF's shoes give anyone the ick

 

[noseybirdxo]

omg why is she giving him a spray tan on the other hand, bonds is still the best underwear ever, that shits been around since i was a little girl in sydney hahahah

 

[crispycrunch]

Woahhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[under the ivy]

Does the DILF's shoes give anyone the ick

His pants

 

[Miss Begotten]

Does the DILF's shoes give anyone the ick

Yes. Plus he’s extremely hairy and he’s got weird nipples.
I’m out.

 

[Clovis]

As Mahatma Gandhi once said, the couple that spray tans together, stays together.

Or something like that...

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

A nice shot there camera man what it would be like to be on ones knees looking up…

 

[noseybirdxo]

DILF is packing

 

[crispycrunch]

Is it just me but men's nipples are minging

 

[G&Tjustforme]

His pants

Undies

 

[FenellaTheWitch]

Nooo, wasn't that Denise Van Outen? Or Ulrika?

Denise married Lee Mead after he won the 'Joseph' thing.