Married At First Sight Australia #11 Olivia cooked butter with bacon before Jackson was taken

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Andrew ….I’ve never seen someone make Adidas Continentals look so bad. My boyfriend and I are OBSESSED with the episode him and Holly have a massive barney and he says “I’m going now Holly” but his American/Aussie twang makes “Holly” come out part teenage boy who’s balls are dropping and part Sloth from The Goonies … it’s brilliant 🙌🏻
 
This is so hilarious! Somebody said it further up when I questioned if he’d be at the night out but I thought it was a joke!

Imagine realising you’d made such a tit of yourself that you have to change your name 🤣🤣
Of all the people to try and go incognito, the flaming redhead Texan wannabe cowboy with somewhat.. distinctive ears gives it a go. Let’s just hope he doesn’t cry at anyone in the future, stuff of nightmares.
 
I can't remember who said it but I saw this on Shein ...... not sure if it's exactly like Ella was wearing but similar ?


 
Hi everyone, I have been a long time lurker of this thread & I just crack up & smile when I read all your comments. 😂 I’ve been having a real crap time with at work, my manager is a class witch of a boss & reading this gave me some much needed fun.

I think I may have found my mafs famila, Brent is hot & I will join the queue to sit on his face. DILF would also get it.
AL, is just like an excitable puppy.
Oliva is a super psycho 🔪 Vile just Viie
Jackson is a wet wipe & also I think he’s an asshole , basically he’s just a pile of crap 🤣
Dom, I love her & her style. Her outfits are fire 🔥 and she is gorgeous.
Jack is a cutie
Ella is truly beautiful inside & out.
Hoops is a total tosser & player & I feel like you all have said I think there’s a nasty side to him.
Tamara is fish 🐠 lips and a dosy cow 🐮 & a witch
Cuntalia is just an inarticulate bleep has is tomato & both are witches.
 
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