Married At First Sight Aus s11 (E4 pace) #10 Beware the leprechaun with a top knot that shops in the kids aisle

[MooBelle]

I can't believe this Dickie is a motivational speaker. He has come across as such a poor communicator on the show, usually passive aggressive and throwing a tantrum when he doesn't get his way.

No sucky-fucky for you, Mr People Don't Believe I'm 62.

Why are you saying this on the first page? Surely to god this is one of the best thread title nomination ever? Say it again in 48 pages.

 

[Sonz1981]

The colour of jades dress is gorgeous. Really suits her too

 

[me myself and karma]

I don't like Jade, sorry

 

[Miss Begotten]

We’re not going to have to watch Twatface flirting again are we?

 

[Diagnosis123]

The close up we needed

 

[malibu skies]

I burned my mug cake

 

[welcomespins]

M&S Orange choccy speckled eggs - just noticed the bag is 150g none of your 98g nonsense for ‘sharing’

 

[Princess of Scots]

It better kick off tonight

 

[Bobby Chariot]

.............

 

[Sonz1981]

I burned my mug cake

Get on Uber eats and order a dessert

 

[malibu skies]

It’s almost impressive how Sara portrays herself as the victim when she’s the one who brought this all on herself

 

[MooBelle]

Tonight’s snack is a mug cake because 20 minutes ago in Tesco I had the willpower to not have snacks and now 20 minutes later I don’t

Yeah I bought celery and hummus for my snack last night. Had biscotti instead.
At lunch I ate the hummus with a spoon and gave the celery to next door's bunny.
bleeping celery, what was I thinking?

 

[Miss Begotten]

Sara seems to think she’s achieved something impressive because she hasn’t shagged any of her exes this week.

 

[Offish]

It better kick off tonight

It’s bound to, surely? Jack and Tori will lose their marbles, Tim the tin man will yell a lot more, andi and head will be shouting… drama.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Saraaah is going to club Toothy to death later with one of those earrings

 

[malibu skies]

Just sick of looking at Sara’s face tbh

 

[Princess of Scots]

Why's Hoops Jr come dressed as a magician?

 

[NewMrsC]

I’m here a bit late but the recap lasts forever so I was able to fasty fasty

Having a curry when hubby is back in an hour so holding out on the snacks

 

[glittermicky]

Has Eden dyed SaraH’s tit-needle weirdo dress black…?

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

Tori is glowing tonight
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Or burnt from the radiation from Jack...?