Married At First Sight Aus #12 Mitch is wiggin all the way to enter his suit to the Chelsea Flower Show brah

[Offish]

For all the Brent lovers, especially @crispycrunch

Enjoy!

And all I can think about is ‘running rampart’… do you mean ‘running rampant’?!

I admit I’m watching tonight’s now as honestly my baby is unreasonable expecting my attention or some tit when it’s actually on tv, I’m 7 minutes in and I am SHOOK already.

 

[RaeRae]

For all the Brent lovers, especially @crispycrunch

Enjoy!

 

[Instahunzgo]

I saw this earlier and nearly collapsed in a puddle of my own fluid

For all the Brent lovers, especially @crispycrunch

Enjoy!

 

[Aussie]

I will be AWOL again, going too my neighbours again. Xx

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

I'll see if I can link it below.
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Wow what a little bleep she is. Ugly man-faced witch.

HAHAHAHAH Mitch is 10000% an eshay.
my best mate fucked him when we were younger and said it was the most boring root of her life. All about him vibes. Root and boot tings

Well this is brilliant

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I’m not going to lie a tiny part of me can’t wait for Monday as that means I don’t have to suffer Hollyoaks anymore

 

[EnoughAlready]

A half eight start wtf are they wiggin Brah?! I don’t like change!

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

A half eight start wtf are they wiggin Brah?! I don’t like change!

I’ve just jumped on the sofa like a little Divvy and seen it’s an hour wait

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

A half eight start wtf are they wiggin Brah?! I don’t like change!

Oh ffs I forgot about that I’ve watched Hollyoaks for nothing

 

[noseybirdxo]

I just sat down with my bloody custard and syrup sponge ready to watch and you’re telling me I HAVE ANOTHER HOUR TO WAIT

 

[crispycrunch]

I like you, you're filthy

My DILF says that too

It's on at 8:30pm tonight isn't it?

Wtfffffffffffffffff I've just sat down ffffsssssss. Bath it is then, luckilly I logged on.

 

[EnoughAlready]

Soz gals for delivering the disappointment! I am what I aaaaaam!

 

[Miss Begotten]

What the duck? Where is everyone?

 

[Biscuit or cake]

My first thought was oh shiiittttttt the damage that tongue could do whilst I'm sat on his face !! Oh my did I say that out loud

But what about his nose?

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

My DILF says that too


Wtfffffffffffffffff I've just sat down ffffsssssss. Bath it is then, luckilly I logged on.

I’m going to jump in the shower. I guess I can put my personal hygiene first for a change see ya in an hour bitchesss

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Hold on the VO man just said it’s on in half an hour my TV guide on the tv says half eight which is it? Fuming I watched Hollyoaks for nothing

 

[Webster1357]

duck sake I've done it again, rushed the poor dogs walk, shouted see you later losers to the fam (just like like Thursday)...and the motherfuckers not bleeping on for another HOUR!!!!! DAMN YOU MAFS

 

[Offish]

I’m fuming ngl. Now I have so much I need to say about tonight’s episode and only my son to talk to. He doesn’t care, he’s five months old, all he cares about is milk.

 

[Webster1357]

I’m fuming ngl. Now I have so much I need to say about tonight’s episode and only my son to talk to. He doesn’t care, he’s five months old, all he cares about is milk.

Damn babies, they don't know what they're missing. Frickin cute though.

Also, why am I sitting here watching teen dates like some sort of loser? duck it, I'm off to the shop, laters!

 

[crispycrunch]

But what about his nose?

Like I said to DILF doesn't matter if he's got a big nose it just means he'll breathe better whilst I'm going hell for leather sat on his face