Marcus Mitchell #81 Finally the dead he no longer will pester, off his small cock goes to live in Leicester ❤

[Mycatismad]

Imagine if he actually did give up his flat and benefits to be a kept woman by MJ and it goes tits up. Fingers crossed he ends up in Hayle travelodge again

I know he’s getting loads of beige cock but he must be bored when Mike’s at work and desperate to be back ‘in the spotlight’ I wonder if he’s allowed to go walking or to the cinema or if he’s locked in the house all day.

 

[Piff paff puff]

I know he’s getting loads of beige cock but he must be bored when Mike’s at work and desperate to be back ‘in the spotlight’ I wonder if he’s allowed to go walking or to the cinema or if he’s locked in the house all day.

Can't turn a ho into a housewife

 

[Not_A_Troll]

The fact that it’s taken me 2 weeks to notice there was a new thread!

 

[Fizz22]

DCI desperate and the curious case of the plates of peas

 

[aalmaalm]

I miss all the old gang, Crunchy Locks, the TL Manager, Corset, the mustard accessories, the Tyacks livestream commenters- I even miss Sid!

I forgot about corset!!!

 

[Pandapops123456]

DCI desperate and the curious case of the scaffolder strangler

 

[VC10]

Marcus may be being pestered to death . I hope his ( controlling) partner isn't a big boy.


Marcus may return to Camborne up the spout.

Sid will be thrilled.

 

[ladymanc221]

Do you know what would make me absolutely howl beauts?? If Mr Mitchell was using this very quiet time on social media and bizarre long distance romance with DCI Love as smoke and mirrors as he was really doing bird in one of our delightful HMP’s and being someone’s witch for his crimes against building sites and scaffolders #justsaying

 

[emmer150]

DCI Desperate and the peculiar case of Amy jane

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Do you know what would make me absolutely howl beauts?? If Mr Mitchell was using this very quiet time on social media and bizarre long distance romance with DCI Love as smoke and mirrors as he was really doing bird in one of our delightful HMP’s and being someone’s witch for his crimes against building sites and scaffolders #justsaying

Marcus show us a picture of you outside with todays paper to prove us wrong.

Fart if you are a free man !!!

 

[VC10]

Marcus show us a picture of you outside with todays paper to prove us wrong.

Fart if you are a free man !!!

We will never see him again.

He is probably in purdah


Sid ecstatic.

 

[ladymanc221]

He is defo still alive beauts though he could have been using Big Barry’s mobile in prison as he liked Charlotte Crosby’s post at EMAS in Manchester on Sunday night

 

[Venom]

remember the nytol phase

 

[GlitterFluff]

remember the nytol phase

What I would give to go back to those wonderful times. I still believe this is a mere hiatus and we will get our beloved Marthacus back.

 

[ladymanc221]

There is No way on God’s green earth we have seen the back of this attention seeking Grifter he will be back with a bang #trustandbelieve

 

[Stripper Vicar]

He is slowly deleted followers and increasing who he follows.

Doesn’t he know that only tattlers are allowed to lurk

 

[nichew]

remember the nytol phase

Got to give credit where it’s due! This was the best Era in all of social media and the supporting cast was just

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

Please just don’t say we won’t have the yearly treat of the communal in Christmas tree or him sending a few Christmas’s cards out to lucky followers
---
One the first day of Christmas marthcunt sent to beauts

12 stolen mayos
11 grifted thatchers
10 Marcus calendars
9 dead men’s pockets
8 rolls down the a30
7 masturbations
6 overdoses
5 envelope bouquets
4 new best friends
3 dead stepdads
2 sisters crying


AND THE COMMUNAL IN THE CHRISTMAS TREE

 

[nichew]

Please just don’t say we won’t have the yearly treat of the communal in Christmas tree or him sending a few Christmas’s cards out to lucky followers
---
One the first day of Christmas marthcunt sent to beauts

12 stolen mayos
11 grifted thatchers
10 Marcus calendars
9 dead men’s pockets
8 rolls down the a30
7 masturbations
6 overdoses
5 envelope ✉ bouquets
4 new best friends
3 dead stepdads
2 sisters crying


AND THE COMMUNAL IN THE CHRISTMAS TREE

That is amazing

 

[ruerue]

remember the nytol phase

What a time to be alive!