BubbleDuck
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Shofa is either Shameela, a “friend “who was blowing smoke up his arse while he was in the TL, who offered to be his”shofa” if he wanted to go anywhere ( spoiler - she never took him anywhere or replied to his stories asking for lifts )
Or it can be Sasha , who was always picking him up and taking him out places ( which is why she took on the name Shofa ) . He fell out with Sasha, telling everyone she was taking coke and drinking while pregnant not long before he “made up” with Adellllllllle . Marcus and Sasha fell out the day after Sasha and Shameela had gone out for lunch together without Marcus , so we assume it was him throwing his toys out the pram because they didn’t want to babysit his giant mustard tented arse all day
because they went out without him just like we suspected with HC and CR! My god hes hard work! so hes back friends (apparently) with all these except he’s fallen out with Adelllle again!!! Thanks for explaining beaut ♥ Id give you 
✉ but they are full of covid! (BTW she’s still doing the
)
for you, it's sprinkled with covid too so you can get all yer illnesses out the way in one fell swoop!
He will probably come on later in a hospital bed after another failed “attempt” but really the fat burger nipped 
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