Marcus Mitchell #45 Pretty green eyes, full of Aldi vodka and lies. 🎶

[AngelBabes]

Is it just me or does this feel like a massive kick in the minge? There are people who can’t leave their homes for whatever reason, work / have children and wouldn’t have the time to just duck off on a spa day or simply can’t afford a spa day. Sorry and I maybe being a little too sensitive right now but what the duck has he done to deserve a spa day? Absolutely duck all that’s what he’s done and either reply to this question is basically saying, yes, have a spa day! I hate this bleep of a self entitled person with a vengeance and who exactly will pay for this spa day? Has Marcus been working some overtime or received a nice little quarterly bonus?

 

[pommynoir]

Is it just me or does this feel like a massive kick in the minge? There are people who can’t leave their homes for whatever reason, work / have children and wouldn’t have the time to just duck off on a spa day or simply can’t afford a spa day. Sorry and I maybe being a little too sensitive right now but what the duck has he done to deserve a spa day? Absolutely duck all that’s what he’s done and either reply to this question is basically saying, yes, have a spa day! I hate this bleep of a self entitled person with a vengeance and who exactly will pay for this spa day? Has Marcus been working some overtime or received a nice little quarterly bonus?

Literally this. Infuriates me the fat sweaty bleep.

 

[AngelBabes]

Those poor poor spa workers …….unless he means his local Spar


With a real gloopy consistency

⬅ Has anyone got any idea where this dancing mushroom has come from please as it wasn’t on @spaceraider69 post when I replied but once my reply was posted, out of nowhere we have a dancing mushroom? I actually saw the aforementioned dancing mushroom on one of the first few replies on a thread or two ago and it made me chuckle.

@Blue raspberry slush pupp Maybe he’s going to get colonic irrigation to help stop the gloopy consistency?

 

[Jemima puddleduck]

Surely he shouldn’t be putting that toe anywhere near a spa

 

[AngelBabes]

Surely he shouldn’t be putting that toe anywhere near a spa

Maybe the gangrenous toe has fallen off beaut and that’s what we saw the other day; Marcus’s gamy toe cut into two pieces and not two cremated looking sausages? Here is a photo of toe / sausage sandwich kindly shared by
@CrazyBaldhead

 

[HeyBabes]

Thoughts and prayers to the spa staff having to touch that stinky, clatty body

 

[AngelBabes]

Thoughts and prayers to the spa staff having to touch that stinky, clatty body

The spa staff for sure will have to go awayyy! 🕊🕊🕊

 

[Rach88]

https://tattle.life/threads/marcus-mitchell-46-crunchylocks-and-the-three-begs.31224/

New thread guys

 

[loveulongtime0]

It’s hilarious because never EVER does anything he says he’ll do, what about Italy beaut? No? His life is so unfulfilled, he has nothing to look forward to apart from eating a greasy fry up at the local everyday. Get a job you absolute waste of air.

 

[AngelBabes]

Carcass, if you think ‘lucky me’ for buying a blue tick wanker’s book for £4.50 then you really need to have higher aims and aspirations in life!

‘Becoming Molly-Mae’ yeah that happened the day you were born you dopey bint!