Marcus Mitchell #43 If he was anymore inbred, he’d be a sandwich
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for your pain
CrazyBaldhead
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He's off out to get his takeaway tonight!!! 
Jemima puddleduck
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Because he is thick as tit beautHow will he know that the people who are not welcome at his funeral turn up at his funeral
I mean how will he get them to leave being his funeral and all
He needs to word his posts a little better!
JellyPundik
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Assume it's written in his will who gets the sacred pocket and that live streaming his funeral on all platforms is a requirement
KJ-2022
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And to be buried with the communal so Sid can’t have it anymore
Apple In My Pie
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just choked laughing at this hahahaha
Lucyxxxx
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Apple In My Pie
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he would be buried with the pocket beaut
PreeingPree
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You can tell he’s faking the drunken rambles..
His hand is magically able to hold the phone perfectly still and straight while he falls about all over the place…
His hand is magically able to hold the phone perfectly still and straight while he falls about all over the place…
CrazyBaldhead
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And he eats..... Three days of "starvation" finally over! 
JellyPundik
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Don't forget about the 5 masturbations.You can tell he’s faking the drunken rambles..
His hand is magically able to hold the phone perfectly still and straight while he falls about all over the place…
sweetlittlelies
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It's been a while beauts. I'm in and out more than Marcus' tooth. Im still here reading it all, you funny bleeping cunts yous. And of course, keeping up to date with his antics.
A few things...
Sids a witch. There, I SAID IT. (is this copyrighted?) I wanted to love you Sidney, but girl you turned on us.
His friend... With the hair... The hair... The bleeping hair!!! Reminds me of a bacon fry/frazzle. Looks like she backwashes other people's drinks, and smells of Charlie Red spray.
The fall out with Adelllllle. Ok, so surely if its her hes insinuating towards 'you wronged me this week', duck off he did! Cosying up with her ex. The mind boggles big guy.
The ban from spoons is the best thing since 'remember stephen? Yeah?! We had sex.'
Anyway, sensing lots of flower bouquets, 3 for a tenner spoons meals, double water and lemonades all your way beauts. Keep it up you funny thaaaangs x
A few things...
Sids a witch. There, I SAID IT. (is this copyrighted?) I wanted to love you Sidney, but girl you turned on us.
His friend... With the hair... The hair... The bleeping hair!!! Reminds me of a bacon fry/frazzle. Looks like she backwashes other people's drinks, and smells of Charlie Red spray.
The fall out with Adelllllle. Ok, so surely if its her hes insinuating towards 'you wronged me this week', duck off he did! Cosying up with her ex. The mind boggles big guy.
The ban from spoons is the best thing since 'remember stephen? Yeah?! We had sex.'
Anyway, sensing lots of flower bouquets, 3 for a tenner spoons meals, double water and lemonades all your way beauts. Keep it up you funny thaaaangs x
The Duchess
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No they are still following each other, so its not HC,CR or Kimmy! it can only be Adelle hes still going on about! I doubt she gives a duck! shes doing well and is the one well rid of him!
willy fondling wanker.
JellyPundik
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This is giving me holding Simba up at Pride Rock vibes.
The circle of liiiife. Well till August
ruerue
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A bacon frazzle that smells like Charlie redIt's been a while beauts. I'm in and out more than Marcus' tooth. Im still here reading it all, you funny bleeping cunts yous. And of course, keeping up to date with his antics.
A few things...
Sids a witch. There, I SAID IT. (is this copyrighted?) I wanted to love you Sidney, but girl you turned on us.
His friend... With the hair... The hair... The bleeping hair!!! Reminds me of a bacon fry/frazzle. Looks like she backwashes other people's drinks, and smells of Charlie Red spray.
The fall out with Adelllllle. Ok, so surely if its her hes insinuating towards 'you wronged me this week', duck off he did! Cosying up with her ex. The mind boggles big guy.
The ban from spoons is the best thing since 'remember stephen? Yeah?! We had sex.'
Anyway, sensing lots of flower bouquets, 3 for a tenner spoons meals, double water and lemonades all your way beauts. Keep it up you funny thaaaangs x
I am dead.
JulesC
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It's been a while beauts. I'm in and out more than Marcus' tooth. Im still here reading it all, you funny bleeping cunts yous. And of course, keeping up to date with his antics.
A few things...
Sids a witch. There, I SAID IT. (is this copyrighted?) I wanted to love you Sidney, but girl you turned on us.
His friend... With the hair... The hair... The bleeping hair!!! Reminds me of a bacon fry/frazzle. Looks like she backwashes other people's drinks, and smells of Charlie Red spray.
The fall out with Adelllllle. Ok, so surely if its her hes insinuating towards 'you wronged me this week', duck off he did! Cosying up with her ex. The mind boggles big guy.
The ban from spoons is the best thing since 'remember stephen? Yeah?! We had sex.'
Anyway, sensing lots of flower bouquets, 3 for a tenner spoons meals, double water and lemonades all your way beauts. Keep it up you funny thaaaangs x
All very good points but ‘Charlie Red’ sent me, never a truer word spoken
PiggyPigPigs
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