Marcus Mitchell #42 Karcus Karcrashian

[HeyBabes]

Excited for the interview update! If they don’t give him the job do you reckon he will throw drinks all over gaff? tit on the floor? Have to go awayyyyyyy? Ohhh the possibilities are endless

I reckon he’ll ether shart himself on the way there or wear his sliders and they’ll see his manky toe

 

[DollyDiamondxo]

There was talk of social services removing the baby at one point due to the domestic abusive relationship and drug use . Utter mongrel of a ‘celebrity’ and it’s no surprise at all Karcrash admires it

He’ll admire anyone with a blue tick lol

 

[JulesC]

Just seen this. Marcus - feel free to use this beaut. It’s quite funny

 

[DollyDiamondxo]

He sucks up to the kind of Z listers he would be slagging off if they didn’t have a blue tick lol. Stephanie isn’t exactly an angel now is she thought he didn’t like single mums? Or does she not count cos her mum has her son lol

 

[JulesC]

He sucks up to the kind of Z listers he would be slagging off if they didn’t have a blue tick lol. Stephanie isn’t exactly an angel now is she thought he didn’t like single mums? Or does she not count cos her mum has her son lol

Yeh I think mum is a strong word for Steph. She birthed the baby but that’s about it by all accounts. She’s such a bint. Doesn’t surprise me that Marcus looks up to wasters. Look at all his role models around him including his hillbilly family. Yes Sid, that includes you. That’s how disgusting I am

 

[DollyDiamondxo]

Yeh I think mum is a strong word for Steph. She birthed the baby but that’s about it by all accounts. She’s such a bint. Doesn’t surprise me that Marcus looks up to wasters. Look at all his role models around him including his hillbilly family. Yes Sid, that includes you. That’s how disgusting I am

Last I saw of steph she was off to turkey for new boobs and new teeth and I was thinking how the hell does she afford that when the last job she had was Hollyoaks years ago! That’s very true. He’d make friends with anyone who’s got a tattle thread.. they are all on here for a reason lol..

 

[Louloulol]

Wonder what he'll wear for his "interview" will it be the mustard T or maybe deckchair will the sliders make an appearance
Marcus here's an idea for content do a GRWM (get ready with me) interview special

 

[boojange]

Why would she say that? Does she have some sort of following on Instagram? I just thought she was a regular Camborne critter

Stephanie Davies' son's birth. Ex Hollyoaks and Big Brother.

Think it’s about Stephanie Davis! she is another critter from Liverpool she has a following but is a massive head!!

Thank you. It's her indeed

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Plot twist. He turns up for the interview, gets the job and actually turns up to work. That would be a really crazy turn of events!

 

[HeyBabes]

Plot twist. He turns up for the interview, gets the job and actually turns up. That would be a really crazy turn of events!

Now let's not go too crazy

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Now let's not go too crazy

Hes either going to have a meltdown to avoid going or go and be a twit so they turn him down then use that as an excuse to kick off.

 

[boojange]

Now let's not go too crazy

Next plot twist. He shits himself (literally) for getting said job and proceeds to throw the coke machine across the gaff. Getting sacked. Job done.

 

[Crazy Horse]

Morning beauts, I woke up during the night around 3am & the 1st thing I thought of was “Oh it’s interview day for Marcus”
This twit is not only taking over my life he is taking over my thought process

 

[Jolie1988]

He's gone all quiet, that lazy fat walrus has no intention of getting up out of his infested pit to attend an interview.

And as for big sid having a pop at tattle, you birthed that big amoeba and dragged him up for 20 odd years, you inflicted this mess on the world sid, that's how disgusting you are

 

[Lorny]

Good luck today Marcus. We would all love to see you in employment.

The TL era was a vibe but I have a feeling him trying to live a responsible life and actually having to get up for something could have plenty of potential

I’m sure we all know deep down though he won’t bother his fat arse to go to the interview. The lazy tub of lard.

 

[Mycatismad]

Plot twist. He turns up for the interview, gets the job and actually turns up to work. That would be a really crazy turn of events!

At least he’s an expert on their products, can you imagine how many fries would end up in his gob during a shift though!

 

[Jolie1988]

At least he’s an expert on their products, can you imagine how many fries would end up in his gob during a shift though!

I wonder if he will turn up for the interview hoping that's part of the role play interview process

 

[spaceraider69]

Hope he gets the job (if the interview even exists) and pelts chicken nuggets at everyone when he has a melt down

 

[Lucyxxxx]

What times the interview? Can't believe I'm on the edge of my seat waiting to find out if a 24 yr old has been instagrammer, part time alcoholic, autistic amputee is going to turn up to his McDonald's interview. How did my life get to this point?

 

[caldie76]

This comment tho I’m actually so excited to see if he’s got the job