Marcus Mitchell #36 Not just any alcoholic, he’s a M&S MMMM alcoholic

[JellyPundik]

I have a feeling it will all kick off with Tricky Dicky tonight and the po po will get called. It will be an alpha male thing I think

Tonight: The Camborne Crusher comes alive

 

[foollednomore]

I really do despise stabba the hut. Honestly, if only he knew the actual seriousness of him being sectioned it wouldn't be such a down played ongoing joke for him. I hope he ends up in the worst halfway house in Cornwall, actually send him to London he wouldn't last 30seconds bastard.

Stabba the hut!! I’m dead

 

[tuesdayaddams]

Someone needs to send all of this to every premier inn in the universe and get him took off their books.

 

[BubbleDuck]

I have a feeling it will all kick off with Tricky Dicky tonight and the po po will get called. It will be an alpha male thing I think

I’ve got £5 on Tricky’s nice big tv as seen in Marcus’s story earlier, getting smashed up in a tantrum. Marcus won’t take his dad on physically -it seems that all his violence so far has been towards women, tvs and ipads

 

[Caw1982]

Huns stop me!!!

I'm an alcoholic clearly.

I've nailed a bottle of wine this afternoon, going to open a 2nd.
Does that warrant an intervention.
Does that qualify me for LLL to check I've eaten??
Can I beg for PayPal funds?
Can I pack up and go live in a hotel.

I can clarify.......

I've washed!!!
I've not thrown a soft drink at my wall.
I've not tit in a bush (or on the deck or AstroTurf for that matter)
I've eaten..... but not a Colin the Caterpillar!!!
The shop served me without a bed runner on my head.
I haven't done a live. Ever.......
Oh and I don't sound like a whoppee cushion when I breath.

 

[Mycatismad]

I’ve got £5 on Tricky’s nice big tv as seen in Marcus’s story earlier, getting smashed up in a tantrum. Marcus won’t take his dad on physically -it seems that all his violence so far has been towards women, tvs and ipads

And coke bottles

 

[Lorny]

Hey Beauts, have we all eaten today?

 

[elliebellieboo]

Hey Beauts, have we all eaten today?

Only a king size pizza, half a box of crunchy nut and 3 Colin the caterpillars, I’m wasting awaaaay beaut, PayPal me, if you want a live.

 

[nichew]

Come on Narcus man it’s my birthday treat me to a mayday bank holiday MMMMMM BEAUT

 

[ruerue]

[/QUOTE]

Only a king size pizza, half a box of crunchy nut and 3 Colin the caterpillars, I’m wasting awaaaay beaut, PayPal me, if you want a live.

pin your details beaut

 

[Moon Tribe Sister]

*sighs*
the house feels empty.
Even the kids are upset.
Kids crying now, thanks
Do you think this hurts us Marcus? do you?
(cos it absolutely does )
every single coke bottle is at risk of getting launched round my house soon (just not the good stuff as I can't afford M&S)
Rola cola will need to be suffice.
Sort it out Marcus cos this is disgusting.
Sorry we didn't take you seriously when you threatened us with things are about to get vile
We just want the Marcus that we all know & love back
waaaah.

 

[Hiyaguys]

He’s posted another woe is me post, what is it going to take for him to GET OVER HIMSELF

 

[sassyflamingo]

I wonder how hes filling his time until his next live

 

[ruerue]

*sighs*
the house feels empty.
Even the kids are upset.
Kids crying now, thanks
Do you think this hurts us Marcus? do you?
(cos it absolutely does )
every single coke bottle is at risk of getting launched round my house soon (just not the good stuff as I can't afford M&S)
Rola cola will need to be suffice.
Sort it out Marcus cos this is disgusting.
Sorry we didn't take you seriously when you threatened us with things are about to get vile
We just want the Marcus that we all know & love back
waaaah.

Calm down & order yourself 3 triple cheese burgers and 4 large fries, with a side of family size cheesy bites
You can't afford to lose yourself beaut

 

[Crazy Horse]

I’ve a confession to make beauts we’ve had McDonald’s for tea, I did only have a chicken nugget happy meal with oasis tho. So hardly in Marcus’s league

 

[Moon Tribe Sister]

Come on Narcus man it’s my birthday treat me to a mayday bank holiday MMMMMM BEAUT

Happy Birthday Beaut ✉

 

[ruerue]

I wonder how hes filling his time until his next live

Hopefully washing his skin, the pleb

 

[Cheeseygarlicbites]

I’ve a confession to make beauts ☺ we’ve had McDonald’s for tea, I did only have a chicken nugget happy meal with oasis tho. So hardly in Marcus’s league

Same I even bought the infamous cheesy garlic bites, which influenced the name choice. They were alright, nothing to write home about.

Marcus influenced me. It was tit. Go figure.

 

[ruerue]

Come on Narcus man it’s my birthday treat me to a mayday bank holiday MMMMMM BEAUT

Happy Bank Holiday birthday Beaut will you be inhaling a Colin the caterpillar cake by any chance

 

[Moon Tribe Sister]

Calm down & order yourself 3 triple cheese burgers and 4 large fries, with a side of family size cheesy bites
You can't afford to lose yourself beaut

Thanks beaut, I'll get there
*pins PayPal*