Marcus Mitchell #35 His viewers have tripled, so have his chins, please send pennies for dark fruit tins

[Tobodee]

He is absolutely DESPERATE for everyone to

There is only one person who can save Marcus - Jeremy Kyle!! If only it was still on TV it would be comedy gold seeing Marcus getting pushed into the back of the Merc by Graham whilst Jezza gives him a lecture at Media City going to rehab #lostcause though I can't help but think he has a master plan as he has fucked his social media career (So to speak)

Hahaha I was literally going to post the exact same. You know for a fact if JK was still on he’d be ringing them to get on the show. “I’m an alcoholic and coke addict. Rehab is my last chance”

 

[BubbleDuck]

He reminds me of a gnome in this photo

Can’t see it myself

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

He’s so chaotic I would die of embarrassment if I was pretending to be an alcoholic for attention on Instagram and my family put an ugly photo of me in every shop within a 5 mile radius barring me from buying drink

Off topic but who is the woman in your profile pic?

 

[Keera]

Off topic but who is the woman in your profile pic?

kate hayes

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

kate hayes

Ahhh I’ve read a few of those threads they move fast but not as fast as the man baby mitch witch

 

[Keera]

Ahhh I’ve read a few of those threads they move fast but not as fast as the man baby mitch witch

they do but would recommend giving the wiki a read it’s a masterpiece

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

Marcus as you will be lurking on here flicking your maggot with glee please let me explain to you why I am far from jealous and actually delighted I’m not you
A) I have genuine friendships that have lasted longer than your latest money making scheme
B) I work earn my money and buy all the nice things I want
C) I know the difference between a doctor for animals and someone who served in the military
D) my toes are squeaky clean
E) I enjoy shagging your Dad

as you were

 

[Mycatismad]

they do but would recommend giving the wiki a read it’s a masterpiece

Had to have a nose, wow she is truly awful!! Brilliant wiki though as you said (especially about tattlers fannies slamming shut at her boyfriends cringe wardrobe )

 

[Ethel's little Willy]

Has he dirty deleted all his posts?

 

[Sam86]

No but he should be!

 

[The A30 Roller]

Marcus is sitting there itching the dead skin away. And in his own words, “I would die for a vodka and lemonade right now.”

 

[wilhelminaslater]

I’m not new, I’m formally fridgepicker but apparently my password wasn’t my password

But I reckon if you popped him with a pin he’d just explode into a big blob of custard

 

[LJX]

hilarious

 

[Mycatismad]

He’s definitely been googling symptoms of liver disease with the itching and pains etc…

 

[TizzyTIzzle]

This will be what he shagged…

 

[Fatty11]

That milk sounded like someone taking a runny dump bleeping BOKE how has he not got a bin?

 

[spidermonkey]

He’s off to M&S for vodka

 

[Frankysaysrelax]

Kirsty alsop is right about marcus. If he stoped buying mcdonalds he'd have a house in no time.

 

[Ccxcc]

I just give up! Came to bring me kids to the park so having me self 5 minutes on tattle (bad mam) but wtf

 

[Gingerfattie]

The comments are funnier than his content

They are!!!!