Marcus Mitchell #34 Someone's knocking at the door, someone's been ringing Adelle.

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So I’ve been travelling since 1am to my holidays! Been on the mmmm night shift and nothing. Hope he’s not dead but got a feeling he will be sick as a dog and away from vodka for a while

In homage to my Cornwall trip I would like to share with you the fruit of my labours.


As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man who gets pissed on lives,
On each live he begs for cans,
Sharing PayPal deets for his “fans”
This man had a septic toe
tattle think he’s on the blow
Blow, cans, toes, and lives
Why the duck am I going St. Ives?
 
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Good Morning Carcus, how are you feeling today beaut? Fresh I hope. Why don’t you walk to the beach, blow the cobwebs off. Have a fabulous day and for the love of God DON’T FORGET TO EAT
And Carcrash if your newest obsession is being put in detox and rehab after the ‘sectioning’ shenanigans, may I offer a few words of wisdom. You will not not have your phone, tablet or any other form of electronic device in detox, depending on the rehab you may not be allowed them there, in detective 🕵️‍♀️ boos rehab there’s no phone 9-4pm allowed, groups are mandatory and there’s no lie ins or naps! Plus you’d not last five minutes here, we have some serious ‘characters’ here. Do yourself a favour and get off the booze bus. You clearly need a new angle for somewhere to go awwwaaaaaay as your travelodge time is up for review but with 400 on the waiting list in Cornwall you’ve ney chance pal!
 
And Carcrash if your newest obsession is being put in detox and rehab after the ‘sectioning’ shenanigans, may I offer a few words of wisdom. You will not not have your phone, tablet or any other form of electronic device in detox, depending on the rehab you may not be allowed them there, in detective 🕵️‍♀️ boos rehab there’s no phone 9-4pm allowed, groups are mandatory and there’s no lie ins or naps! Plus you’d not last five minutes here, we have some serious ‘characters’ here. Do yourself a favour and get off the booze bus. You clearly need a new angle for somewhere to go awwwaaaaaay as your travelodge time is up for review but with 400 on the waiting list in Cornwall you’ve ney chance pal!

defo Fucked his housing chances in my opinion, to be honest I think based on what he’s presented since being at the lodge it would be negligent to offer him his own property
 
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