Made in Chelsea #9

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Imogen is such a witch and is another tacky girl who would look more at home on TOWIE , I don't get why Willow is getting the brunt of it , she's got no loyalties to a stranger
Her Instagram's hilarious. Catfish ahoy within an inch of her life. The Instagram version isn't even attractive either. She's comes across like an OnlyFans wannabe. She gives off huge "easy" vibes; no wonder why Harvey was all over it. He's a disgusting pig.
 

This article is both hilarious and deeply disturbing - Temps claiming in 'jest' that he became friends with Miles after seeing his package in a climbing harness and being impressed by it. That's enough internet for me for today 🤢
 
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He was kind of off his face.but drowsy and high but weird.and was hiding.and crouching on the floor playing hide. It was just odd.
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I just don’t understand why women do that to themselves when they don’t need to! I could not tell what emotion she was emitting, her face was the same.
The Temps guy just said how he was getting more. He still had movement in his forhead so he needed a top up! Ha dick.
But how he's open about it so people can stop coming at him.
And how its ok and not shallow at all to not want to grow or look older. Oh my bleeping lord kill me now with this idiot.
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That would be great. He did look very sheepish when he was explaining to Temps that his trip was cut short as this girl wasn't ready for him or words to that effect.
By the way, I never noticed until watching the first look episode yesterday but Temps is pretty ugly.
What was more hilarious was watching him big the whole trip up.(like miles does) and then the acting like the bleeping main man. Then when there just seemingly filming himself walking the streets.
 
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Also boring and botoxed
How old is he he looks about 40
Just ick on a stick
I bet the fannies of Chelsea have dried up with him on the scene
Still not as ugly as Miles is on the inside

Sorry guys this is savage but all true
oh goodness. they went to the gaurdians of the galaxy premiere tonight. haha shirts down to their belly buttons.silk shirts. they looked...yuuuuuuk. and miles little bum licker has died his hair blonde. and then moaning together at people dm him their opinions on his hair. give it a break luv. dont come showing your life, slavering over miles, showing and wanting us to interact when you sell us your gossip and selling us your "meal prep" ads. filming your glutes in the gym. filming yourself in the actual hairderessers chair.and then go oooh nah dont tell me i look like a prick will you,dont bring me up on how im a knob. get your life off the net then mate.
 
So ‘Temps’ is going to have a smooth ironed out forehead. That will not look odd with his ball bag eyes at all, will it. Bleached hair…give me strength. You can’t tell me this isn’t a 55 year old having a midlife crisis.

If toothache were a person it would be Harvey.
 
I just don’t understand why women do that to themselves when they don’t need to! I could not tell what emotion she was emitting, her face was the same.
It's dreadful, isn't it? I feel like people from that world become fixated with being camera-ready and end up frequenting these aestheticians, who exploit every opportunity to ram these needless procedures down their throats. They rarely look good once they start having them (and inevitably end up getting addicted). The various MiC girls who've had fillers and Botox etc have either aged horribly or look puffy and strange. Someone on here mentioned how strange Emily looks compared to her natural, fresh-faced look. She seems to have aged a decade in the the past couple of years. As for the blokes...Rez and "Temps" look like they need rehoming in Madame Tussauds.

I visited an aesthetician a few months ago, about a skincare issue, and she casually ended the appointment by asking if I might consider Botox for my faint forehead lines. She said it in such a nonchalant, "oh by the way" manner, as though it was as normal as ordering a takeaway coffee. I didn't take offence; I found it mildly hilarious yet simultaneously depressing🤡
 
Temps reminds me of one of Floops Fooglies from Spy Kids. The resemblance is uncanny
 

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Proudlock’s wife gives me serious pickme vibes and he’s always creeped me out. The misogyny of MIC was at its worst in the early days and IIRC Proudlock was a definite sleazy instigator.

to each their own I guess, but “open” marriages always seem to be one sided and it’s usually the sleazy husband who is the one being “open”. Everything about their relationship seemed weird to me. They were messaging online back and forth for four years before meeting for a date. And their relationship has massively helped raise her profile. They have always seemed a little too keen to present this strong, happy couple/family to me.

so yep I can completely believe he sleeps around and she goes along with it.

she changed her whole personality when she met him.
He was doing a PA in Glasgow and saw one of her modelling adverts and asked who she was and got in touch. She was in a 5+ year relationship, ended it, and moved to London to be with proudlock who she had known for all of 5 mins. I think that says a lot about her…
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how is Emma with him I’ve never got it. She’s stunning and can do so much better.

Because he was a much better option than her ex bf from one of the worst estates in Glasgow. She did well to get proudlock in her opinion and wouldn’t want to give up what she has now
 
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