Made in Chelsea #8

[prive0505]

Omg that picture of georgia sitting in the orange puffer coat - that girl is so worryingly ill. The damage to her body will be awful. I hope she has people in her life trying to help her

Nope - by the looks of it, she only has people who enable her disordered behaviour. Everyone is hyping her up in the comments for that photo, Julius included. ‘Cutie’

 

[soph30]

Lord Melissa obviously does nothing where’s her business she had?

 

[Musings30]

Lord Melissa obviously does nothing where’s her business she had?

She has/had a swimwear company but I'm not sure if it's still a thing. Tbh, I never understood what she did and how she became a swimwear designer in her early 20s despite having no fashion industry experience (as far as I've gathered). She also set up a casual clothing company with her ex Harry, called - wait for it - Ambience Vibes Interestingly, both are still listed as active directors for the brand on Companies House. Here's a flavour of their bland-as-arse prison-chic wear (save yourself some serious ££ and go to Primark instead):

While we're on the subject, the abovementioned Tab article about the most tragic MiC sponsored posts is an absolute laugh and worth a read. I can't get over Mark-Francis promoting McDonald's Here's the link:

These are the most tragic sponsored posts from the Made in Chelsea cast

Sam Thompson wants you to buy a hoover!!

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"Bikini designer" seems to be the default career choice for many woman on MiC, and I wonder why? Is there some fast-track swimwear design diploma out there for trust fund kids? Also, is there THAT big a demand for skimpy bikinis that can just about fit the frame of a 12 year-old?

 

[TulleStarr]

Can't believe nobody's posted yet about Melissa saying Carrie Johnson slid into her boyf's DMs a while ago.

 

[Sallyspal]

Let’s think of all the bikini designers from MIC at one point or another

Melissa Tattam
Emily Blackwell
Victoria whatsherface (skinny with jailbird baby daddy)

The list is defo longer

 

[jessienich]

Let’s think of all the bikini designers from MIC at one point or another

Melissa Tattam
Emily Blackwell
Victoria whatsherface (skinny with jailbird baby daddy)

The list is defo longer

Sophie Habboo and her sister Georgia have one too

 

[Musings30]

Let’s think of all the bikini designers from MIC at one point or another

Melissa Tattam
Emily Blackwell
Victoria whatsherface (skinny with jailbird baby daddy)

The list is defo longer

As per jessienich's post, Habbs and her sister have one, as did Sophie Hermann and that dreadful Kimberly Garner (the blonde sociopath who dated Richard, the bloke with Princess Di hair)

Can't believe nobody's posted yet about Melissa saying Carrie Johnson slid into her boyf's DMs a while ago.

Whaaa? Bless Melissa trying to make herself sound vaguely interesting by way of her boyfriends DMs from yonks ago

 

[prive0505]

On the latest episode of ‘Wednesdays we drink wine’, Melissa’s advice to a 23yr old woman who found out she’s pregnant from a one night stand with a stranger: ‘I would keep it a secret and not tell him’.

Are you KIDDING? Yes, the guy might have been a stranger but keeping something like a CHILD secret from him is just so wrong on so many levels and would no doubt cause mental health issues for the child in the future when they’re old enough to realise they grew up without a father.

Good on Sophie for calling that out and saying it’s morally wrong. I bet Melissa felt like a twat after that. You can just tell she’s a shitty person.

 

[Musings30]

On the latest episode of ‘Wednesdays we drink wine’, Melissa’s advice to a 23yr old woman who found out she’s pregnant from a one night stand with a stranger: ‘I would keep it a secret and not tell him’.

Are you KIDDING? Yes, the guy might have been a stranger but keeping something like a CHILD secret from him is just so wrong on so many levels and would no doubt cause mental health issues for the child in the future when they’re old enough to realise they grew up without a father.

Good on Sophie for calling that out and saying it’s morally wrong. I bet Melissa felt like a twat after that. You can just tell she’s a shitty person.

That girl is another-level thick.

 

[user467875677]

I listened to the Private Parts podcast with Lucy Watson the other day and she was saying she left because the producers were making all the episodes about the fault in her and James' relationship, and she realised the relationship was worth more than the fake editing and scenes! I presume this is the same that is happening with Emily & Harvey. I think she needs to be careful though or Jordan will get sick of it - I certainly would! Her new bf gives me long term vibes he's deffo more of a man than any of the other boys on the show! Does anyone know his history etc?

 

[cee-bee]

That girl is another-level thick.

its worrying how stupid Melissa is. I don’t meant that in a derogatory sense… but as in, I genuinely don’t think she has much intelligence at all. Combined with the total lack of discernible morals or talent, she really isn’t likeable.

i see why her parents bought her a swimwear line. To disguise the aforementioned and make her seem more talented, clever and hardworking than she actually is

 

[martineznoze]

its worrying how stupid Melissa is. I don’t meant that in a derogatory sense… but as in, I genuinely don’t think she has much intelligence at all. Combined with the total lack of discernible morals or talent, she really isn’t likeable.

i see why her parents bought her a swimwear line. To disguise the aforementioned and make her seem more talented, clever and hardworking than she actually is

And yet she takes a every opportunity to appear witty and sneer at others
She is vile and loves to stir up shit
She has no story now why was she back on the show

 

[Musings30]

its worrying how stupid Melissa is. I don’t meant that in a derogatory sense… but as in, I genuinely don’t think she has much intelligence at all. Combined with the total lack of discernible morals or talent, she really isn’t likeable.

i see why her parents bought her a swimwear line. To disguise the aforementioned and make her seem more talented, clever and hardworking than she actually is

Completely agree. Added to the fact she's stuck up as sin and constantly judges and castigates others, yet when she's called out on her own moral indiscretions, she plays dumb or downplays it like nobody's business. She also can't be trusted as a friend, given she talks shit behind their backs. I'll never understand why Zara forgave her so easily after she called her a fame-hungry whore. A completely unlikable person with no redeeming qualities.

The mind boggles as to why they asked her to return to the show, but I guess she's one of a slew of boring non-entities they've got back on in the past few seriesI'm sure they were back up options after the producers asked various interesting previous cast members to return, but they clearly turned down the opportunity. Can't say I blame them!

 

[prive0505]

Melissa seems like she’s the kind of girl who was the mean bitch at high school who would bully the hard working clever kids and make fun of every other girl’s clothes/hair/makeup etc.

It says a lot about Sophie too. She obviously
shares the same qualities if she’s besties with her.

 

[Tofino]

I listened to the Private Parts podcast with Lucy Watson the other day and she was saying she left because the producers were making all the episodes about the fault in her and James' relationship, and she realised the relationship was worth more than the fake editing and scenes! I presume this is the same that is happening with Emily & Harvey. I think she needs to be careful though or Jordan will get sick of it - I certainly would! Her new bf gives me long term vibes he's deffo more of a man than any of the other boys on the show! Does anyone know his history etc?

He must have accepted that MIC is Emily’s ‘job’ and went to Bali to support her / have a holiday but I think him saying he’s got ‘too much work to do’ instead of going to the dinner is where he drew the line of how much he wants to be involved in MIC. He doesn’t seem like he is interested in drama.

If he’s a decent guy then I don’t think he will tolerate it for long as Emily’s only storyline now will still be Harvey related and even if Emily tells him it’s just fabricated for the show I think it will still become too much to have your girlfriend still talking about their ex on national tv. I think if Jordan is important to her she should consider calling it a day.

 

[dddddddddddd]

He must have accepted that MIC is Emily’s ‘job’ and went to Bali to support her / have a holiday but I think him saying he’s got ‘too much work to do’ instead of going to the dinner is where he drew the line of how much he wants to be involved in MIC. He doesn’t seem like he is interested in drama.

If he’s a decent guy then I don’t think he will tolerate it for long as Emily’s only storyline now will still be Harvey related and even if Emily tells him it’s just fabricated for the show I think it will still become too much to have your girlfriend still talking about their ex on national tv. I think if Jordan is important to her she should consider calling it a day.

agree, i found having Tiff and Habbs on it very annoying when they had nothing to offer anymore and their boyfriends were not on the show

 

[Musings30]

Melissa seems like she’s the kind of girl who was the mean bitch at high school who would bully the hard working clever kids and make fun of every other girl’s clothes/hair/makeup etc.

It says a lot about Sophie too. She obviously
shares the same qualities if she’s besties with her.

Ha, my thoughts exactly. The whole witches coven - her, Habbs and Ruby embody everything I hated about going to an all-girls' school.

agree, i found having Tiff and Habbs on it very annoying when they had nothing to offer anymore and their boyfriends were not on the show

The most Habbs has to offer is her Croydon facelift and that aggravating, smug laugh. No thank you

 

[Emsie]

Another reason he will be avoiding adoption is that he will want a new born and not an older child who could have "issues" so to speak depending on their past and background

Yep. Without having the brain power to realise removing a child from its mother at any age is trauma and can easily result in the same issues.
And birth children also come with their own issues.

 

[Ravenstown]

I swear the other day she said "speak English!" to him, which is condescending 'bantz' or not.A lot of her own English is incorrect too. She was trying to correct him by saying 'satay' means chicken on a stick when he told her it's the peanut flavouring. So she's never heard of satay noodles?

She's actually almost correct though. Satay refers to the cooking method ie on a skewer not the actual peanut sauce. I know you don't cook noodles on a stick but the peanut sauce has become known as satay sauce and likewise with noodles that might have the peanut sauce coating them are known as satay noodles.

 

[CD28]

Looks like Miles’ shadow Temptation was with Miles when he was filming a few days ago. I guess this means all his sucking up to Miles has worked and he’s joining the show.