Made in Chelsea #8

Weirdest MIC crush?

  • Spencer

    Votes: 29 9.5%

  • Jamie

    Votes: 51 16.7%

  • Julius

    Votes: 5 1.6%

  • Sam P

    Votes: 28 9.2%

  • Sam T

    Votes: 37 12.1%

  • Alik

    Votes: 50 16.4%

  • Ryan

    Votes: 7 2.3%

  • Reza

    Votes: 11 3.6%

  • Mark-Francis

    Votes: 12 3.9%

  • Tristan

    Votes: 54 17.7%

  • Others (please specify in your posts!)

    Votes: 21 6.9%
  • Total voters
    305
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Aemee00 said:
I get the natural body thing, I carry fat on my stomach but my legs are naturally really slim I have proper chicken legs 😂 even if I put weight on my upper body my legs will be the same, I've been told my legs are too skinny loads. It could just be the angle too
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Ha, I was thinking that it's not hard to get skinny legs when you're living in London, running around all the time (even my mum, who's not super slender per se has very skinny legs because she walks loads). I imagine Emily works out a lot as well, given she's an underwear model. I reckon it's the photo angle too as I've seen similar "from behind" shots of myself and I look skeletal. Same here - any weight I put on goes straight to my chest (not complaining 😂) or my face (boo).
 
Musings30 said:
Ha, I was thinking that it's not hard to get skinny legs when you're living in London, running around all the time (even my mum, who's not super slender per se has very skinny legs because she walks loads). I imagine Emily works out a lot as well, given she's an underwear model. I reckon it's the photo angle too as I've seen similar "from behind" shots of myself and I look skeletal. Same here - any weight I put on goes straight to my chest (not complaining 😂) or my face (boo).
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Hahaha yes I always know when I've over indulged because my bra starts feeling snug 😂 I hate the chin fat though! 😂
 
EffingDust said:
My vote is for Francis Boulle in the Sophia-era. Hot nerd vibes.

defo not so attractive these days!

speaking of skinny, Victoria BH looks absolutely skeletal on her Instagram
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Yes, I agree! I weirdly had the hots for him during the Sophie era and really liked them as a couple.

Victoria looked ridiculously skinny even when she was pregnant. Hopefully she's not starving herself nowadays 😬

elloelloello said:
I agree!

Also for the poll- I did other because it’s Andy Jordan I mean how could he not be included he’s bloody gorgeous especially these days!!
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I never got the Andy thing, sorry! I think it was the nostrils and receding hairline and penchant for wearing weird military-style jackets. Plus his creepy "I've been watching you from afar" phase with Louise😅 An ex colleague of mine used to go to his gigs and would even drag her boyf with her (poor guy)😅
 
Evening Guys and Girls, Hope you all have a blessed weekend and look out for one another.

Someone was asking about Miles age a few hours ago, 26. I know right, feels like he has been in the show forever. Many more years of the great milo left in the show yet.

Any way guys, super busy right now. Catch up soon!

Musings30 said:
It's like a clinical study in narcissistic self-delusion, isn't it? I can't believe I forgot to mention this before, but there were occasions during my life coaching with him where he called me by the wrong name, both in his messages and in the actual sessions. You actually can't make this shit up.
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May I ask what you needed life coaching on, you seem like you know it all to me.
 
micfan said:
I am not ashamed to reveal that I voted for Mark Francis. His inability to comprehend what a sleeping bag is and why anyone would ever use one is just tv gold. Him also thinking Nandos is a wine bar was another gem. It was a vote well used haha.
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I love MF. He camps up his alter ego perfectly. He's under no illusions about what he's to bring to the show, unlike many of the others who either take themselves too seriously or are too boring for words.

Saying that, I wouldn't want to see him naked.

Musings30 said:
Anyone getting Ryan Libbey vibes from Julius? Pretending he's not bothered by certain people, but very clearly bubbling with anger beneath the surface. He was giving off very aggressive/angry vibes towards Sam during that convo with Verity, and then snapping at Inga in next week's first-look episode, telling her to "stop talking about my fucking girlfriend". Hmmm.
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Verity giggling when she brought up the videos and being met with Julius's seething "I'm trying to not look fussed but this chimp is under my skin" look made me laugh. And you could see Georgia's brain clicking that confronting Sam about it would give her some air time. I liked her up till that silly show down.
 
JulianC_ said:
Evening Guys and Girls, Hope you all have a blessed weekend and look out for one another.

Someone was asking about Miles age a few hours ago, 26. I know right, feels like he has been in the show forever. Many more years of the great milo left in the show yet.

Any way guys, super busy right now. Catch up soon!


May I ask what you needed life coaching on, you seem like you know it all to me.
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Why thank you. Such a flatterer!

One thing I do most definitely know is that your command of the English grammar is pretty shoddy. Proper nouns like "Milo" need to be capitalised, but "guys and girls" should be lower case, as should "hope". Also your gratuitous use of commas in places is pretty affecting🥲

Queenie-the-boss said:
I love MF. He camps up his alter ego perfectly. He's under no illusions about what he's to bring to the show, unlike many of the others who either take themselves too seriously or are too boring for words.

Saying that, I wouldn't want to see him naked.


Verity giggling when she brought up the videos and being met with Julius's seething "I'm trying to not look fussed but this chimp is under my skin" look made me laugh. And you could see Georgia's brain clicking that confronting Sam about it would give her some air time. I liked her up till that silly show down.
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Yes to all this! As Alik would say, he was like an angry bear. As for Georgia, someone who struts over to a pair of complete strangers wildly gesticulating and bellowing "I'm Georgia by the way" in a ridiculous PVC bucket hat clearly wants screen time and, dare I say it, has Main Character Syndrome. You just don't that when you've been on a reality show all of five minutes. The whole scene was daft and she wildly blew things out of proportion. It's abundantly clear that she wants to assert herself as a TV personality.

Does anyone remember those hilarious commentaries Mail Online would do for the show? Back in the glory days when it had decent cast members. This one about Alik is particularly marvellous ("that broad Louise"😂)
 

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Hope96 said:
I can't believe I forgot about him wasn't he quite peculiar and controlling or am I getting him confused with angry bear Ryan?!
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Really controlling with Binky, would break up with her when she went out with her friends with drinking. He wanted her to become a different person. I remember lots on Twitter absolutely hating him at the time and even googling “ JP made in Chelsea controlling “ lots of posts come up about it.

Steve1985 said:
I think both Watson sisters are, and that would be so lovely for them both ❤
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Why do you think that?

If Tiff is, especially after her miscarriage, that would be lovely news
 
Musings30 said:
I think she's naturally very skinny but I do remember her rueing how "big" she felt compared to some of the other girls in the Mallorca episodes. Which is ridiculous, of course! I don't think her legs look too skinny there, but then I have a bit of a thing about this topic as I've been accused of being anorexic in the past, when it's literally just my natural body type. Maybe it's the angle/distance of the photo as well that's making her look slimmer than usual?
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The whole cast is like that though, I just don’t think it’s likely they are all natural so slim. I think it’s more likely that A. They do a lot of coke B. Have disordered eating or C. A combination of the two
 
Coke doesn't really make you thin though because you drink a lot of alcohol with it.

These women are groomed from a young age that attractiveness and thiness are the most important thing for a woman. They probably all monitor their calorie intake and keep away from anything that may cause weight gain. It's actually not that hard to stay thin. It's losing weight that's hard.

I did notice that Habbs put on insta that she likes to snack on pickles. That's a diet trick. They have basically no calories but the strong flavour makes you feel like you've had something substantial to eat.
 
cee-bee said:
The whole cast is like that though, I just don’t think it’s likely they are all natural so slim. I think it’s more likely that A. They do a lot of coke B. Have disordered eating or C. A combination of the two
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I think quite a few of them moderate their eating a lot, as well as working out loads. I also think their body types/petite builds make it easy for them to lose weight very quickly. Habbs and Paris are what I would call concerningly skinny.

Brigitjonesbuttcheek said:
Coke doesn't really make you thin though because you drink a lot of alcohol with it.

These women are groomed from a young age that attractiveness and thiness are the most important thing for a woman. They probably all monitor their calorie intake and keep away from anything that may cause weight gain. It's actually not that hard to stay thin. It's losing weight that's hard.

I did notice that Habbs put on insta that she likes to snack on pickles. That's a diet trick. They have basically no calories but the strong flavour makes you feel like you've had something substantial to eat.
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Wow, not cool from Habbs considering she has a fuck-tonne of followers, many of whom will be very impressionable young women. I take issue with these reality stars who see jutting-out rib cages as a badge of honour, and think it's okay to plaster their emaciated frames all over Instagram. And then there's the whole Photoshopping element, which the likes of Zara McDermott are clearly fans of and should be ashamed about.

The pickle thing is idiotic beyond words. How shocking.
 
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Alexaj said:
Scrolling through her Instagram...yes! Baggy clothes for months. Even the last Boux Ave set was loose fitting. Lucy OTOH... not as convinced (yet?)
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Agreed, I think Tiff is but I don’t think Lucy is. Tiffs face looks like mine when I’m pregnant, a bit puffy on the cheeks, I always look like a hamster when I’m expecting 😂

Also I said on last thread I liked Melissa. I take it back!!!!!!
 
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