Made in Chelsea #15

1 Sort by date Sort by reaction score 2
Only just realised there’s an MIC thread 🥳

Nobody I know watches it, so please can I just scream onto here , WTF is Muffin all about?? The bleeping moron name, the fact that she’s like a child in looks and manner, and has the personality of a bleeping cabbage patch doll. It’s making me feel ill the idea of her with Tristan, he’s way too mature for her it’s ridiculous and seems unlikely to be based in reality. Her parents rocking up and the whole being overly chill about it all I just found it all a bit gross.

Ruby is foul at this point, unforgivable her endless attempts at manipulation. She’s horrible to any and everyone when the mood strikes, and she’s never shown any real affection for Rez. The book and the calling him asking him to come running is just pathetic and I can’t believe he walked away from Tina to go and “have a talk” with her. I know it’s scripted reality, but who in their right mind walks out of a date because an ex says they want to talk. You’d say “ok I’ll give you a call tomorrow?” and leave it, even Rez is not stupid enough to just go running. That Tina if she was like any other woman would have been done there and then!

All this talk of liking this one or that one ‘we have a connection’ constantly being raised between them all, is so weird because often the people they’re referring to have very little personality. Jazz seems to have the personality of someone who is defined by who does and doesn’t fancy her and how she feels about it. Tina just pouts and giggles, and while I liked how she stood up to Ruby, she’s being a mug letting Rez keep weighing up his options bold as brass in front of her.

Rez should have shut down Maeva at their double date, that was so cruel to Tina and the fact he didn’t intervene and/or walk out with Tina is depressing. Maeva and James have the most unenviable, miserable marriage, and their whole sex therapy arc was missing the point that Maeva actually just wanted him to help with the baby! He was like well ok so instead of that I want more sex!

They’re all pricks, but somehow I’m unable to ditch them!
 
doodlebug said:
Idk, the one person on here who knows her in real life exposed her as a massive sluzza and I believe it.

@Musings30 they said they would shag each other when playing fk marry kill. Ruby was laying on a shirtless Tristan on her bed. Then everyone left and Sam went and knocked on her door and they didn’t answer. It was implied maybe Tristan had stayed but who knows. The next day they were both upset and Ruby was like well we just had too much to drink blah blah blah.
Click to expand...
Ruby will take anything with a peen at this stage (except her dad and brother, maybe), let's face it. So the cameras just casually strolled in while he was shirtless and she was lying on top of him?😂Or was it like one of those "oops they've caught us off guard" scenes like they did with Jamie and Sophie in Argentina? I remember Sophie ran upstairs in hysterics and Jamie ran after her, and the camera sneakily followed them and filmed through a slit in the door.

I wouldn't put it past them sleeping together. They're both lost, insecure souls, especially Ruby. But it's all a bit weird that this doesn't seem to have affected Rez's friendship with Tristan. Sleeping with your best mate's long-term ex who they still have feelings for is surely is an unforgivable offence? Yet they're carrying on as normal...Then again, anything goes in Made in Chelsea Land, like Millie making Rosie her bridesmaid despite her historically cheating with the groom🤮
---
micfan said:
Tristan has gotten very smug. There is something very off-putting about how he called Vanderpump "boy" like that. Very patronizing and just very icky. I really wish Liv was here. If anyone knows how to terrorize and get their own way, it is her. Ruby and Tristan would be groveling and asking forgiveness.
Click to expand...
"Boy"😂 Someone's clearly been spending too much time with middle-aged safari-faring blokes of a certain vintage.
 
Catching up on Mondays episode.
What's up with Jazz's top lip in her first scene?
Vanderpump is now Vanders, wonder if this is to stop any confusion with Vanderpump franchise 🤔
Feel sorry for the bloke, he looked totally confused by the whole incestuous messed up vibe that is MIC.
Muffins face makes total sense now I have seen her mother. Her and Tristan have such shiny faces compared to everyone else. Weird.
Why no one reminds Ruby of Nicohlas Sinclair and what an utter hypocrite she is, boggles the mind.
 
doodlebug said:
This happened in Mauritius and Rez stayed in London so at the time he wasn’t aware. Next week is him confronting Ruby. But as you say, they’re all friends now so he obviously got over it!
Click to expand...
He's also not the first mate of his she's slept with! What's wrong with that girl. What's wrong with him to keep taking her back?!! She'll be cracking on with his dad next.
 
doodlebug said:
Idk, the one person on here who knows her in real life exposed her as a massive sluzza and I believe it.

@Musings30 they said they would shag each other when playing fk marry kill. Ruby was laying on a shirtless Tristan on her bed. Then everyone left and Sam went and knocked on her door and they didn’t answer. It was implied maybe Tristan had stayed but who knows. The next day they were both upset and Ruby was like well we just had too much to drink blah blah blah.
Click to expand...
Oh I do believe she would go there it's just hard to believe what's true and what's made up for the show
 
I'm convinced the texture of Tristan's face is that of the Art Attack head.
Plasticine nut.
20240522_163950.jpg
 
It's so obvious Emily is scraping the barrel for screentime at this point. Even Ruby said it was weird that Emily picked the same fight with herself and Yas weeks apart. The cast clearly don't like her - when she was making her "speech" about Ruby and Rez at dinner in the most recent ep you could see most people rolling their eyes
 
doodlebug said:
Idk, the one person on here who knows her in real life exposed her as a massive sluzza and I believe it.

@Musings30 they said they would shag each other when playing fk marry kill. Ruby was laying on a shirtless Tristan on her bed. Then everyone left and Sam went and knocked on her door and they didn’t answer. It was implied maybe Tristan had stayed but who knows. The next day they were both upset and Ruby was like well we just had too much to drink blah blah blah.
Click to expand...

At this point I'm hoping they did sleep together, it would be more interesting than the absolute dogshit storylines currently (Jazz/Freddy, Maeva/James, Muffin/Tristan). But I'm guessing Ruby would not DARE go there with Tristan because of Liv.
 
coriander said:
At this point I'm hoping they did sleep together, it would be more interesting than the absolute dogshit storylines currently (Jazz/Freddy, Maeva/James, Muffin/Tristan). But I'm guessing Ruby would not DARE go there with Tristan because of Liv.
Click to expand...
I thought that about Ruby, but I think Liv is so over Tristan that she probably doesn't give a toss at this stage. Now she's got a new, funny-looking little man in tow, Tristan is old news. Speaking of which, her new beau seems too intellectual/actually has a career. Can't see it lasting very long.



Why does he make those strange movements with his face though?
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top