Made in Chelsea #15

it's not even about looks (although Inga is an absolute belter and Yas is just 🥴 ) it's the personality, the vibe, the everything. Inga is a queen and he left for a lady in waiting, which is still more than he deserves to be fair! I do think that these insecure guys though, when they get someone out of their league either thank their lucky stars and shape up or think if they can get her they might even get something better and go totally off the rails - that's what he's done here, dumbarse.
 
Pics 3 and 4 have got to be digitally altered! She's not big but she's not as slim as that 😱
I thought the wide-legged jeans (pic 4) made her look mahoosive. She needs to hire a stylist to teach her how to dress for her shape.Not just for her shape, also general knowing how to co-ordinate outfits properly. The lemon print mini dress with studded biker books and tacky designer bag (pic 3)...huh?!! The whole thing just hurts my eyes😂

She def Facetunes her chin. Seems stupid given we see her on screen every week and know exactly what she looks like.
 
I don't think she's indebted to him, I just personally wouldn't have the audacity to dictate to my partner that his family members are barred from the home he's clearly paid for. Let's be real - Maeva doesn't fund the "big stuff" and James himself has alluded to this; e.g. their previous constant holidays abroad, the designer shopping sprees for baby clothes etc.

Beyond that, the dynamic throughout their relationship has been her taking a lot from James and his family but giving very little back, bar constant criticism and ingratitude. I know James is a massive d!ck in his own ways, but she relies on him a hell of a lot. They're both toxic and don't seem to register how fucked up their whole dynamic is.

she clearly carried his baby
 
Now you have brought it up, I can not unsee it :( Hope it doesn't spoil her hot girl summer because she will be hoping to bring her parents to a first date to ask the guy when he plans to propose.
DW, everyone will have forgotten who she even is by the time her "hot girl summer" is over 🫠
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Wearing a Motorhead t shirt but doubt she's even heard of Ace Of Spades.
If I ever have the misfortune of meeting her, I will be asking her one question and one question only: name a Motorhead song.
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she clearly carried his baby
She's still a bit of c*nt though, sorry. I really do feel for their kid. It's not going to be fun growing up with those two as parents.
 
What in the f is going on with Sophie's left nipple?! They make Ruby's look positively sane.

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I’m sure Sophie has said that she hasn’t had a boob job but her boobs look like bottoming out to me and that only happens with an implant
Haha, does she think we're thick? I would never post a photo like that in a million years...the only thing the eye can focus on is the stray nipple!
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What do any of these people look like, in the wild. Hard to know if they'd be recognised, since they never post without a filter. Sophie is a mess. She seemed likeable & better looking when she first joined.
Lol reminds me of this epic glow up (aka what happens when you're tagged on someone else's 'gram vs. when you filter and Facetune the f*ck out of your own uploads)

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Did Sam vanderpump ever live in America because his accent sounds really hybrid to me at times certain words he says make me think he hasn’t always lived in the uk?
I think he has spent a lot of time over there and travelled a lot due to his wealth and it could have affected his accent. He also isn't a posh as the others and it could be a bit of that coming through as well. I really like his voice, it's throaty and confident sounding 🥰
 
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