Made in Chelsea #13

[Sliceofpizza]

What is the story with Lauren’s accent …. It’s so so strange and has to be put on surely?

So put on! I think she was once told she
vaguely resembles Kourtney K if you squeeze your eye together super tightly, tilt your head frequently from left to right so your vision is hazy, you are dizzy & your judgment is blurred and ever since has tried VERY hard to sound like her to increase the comparison the rat faced twit.

 

[Emmajay]

Ruby VS Bella. Looks like Ruby and Rez might get back together.

 

[Musings30]

Ruby VS Bella. Looks like Ruby and Rez might get back together.

I couldn't understand what Ruby and Bella were saying at points. They either spoke too fast or too quietly. From what I gathered, Bella said Ruby called Rez 20 times in one night, then Ruby said Bella wishes Rez called her 20 times. Bella replied with something like Ruby wishes Rez called her [turns completely incoherent] before Temps awkwardly grabs the phone and changes the subject. Did I hear that rightWould be funny to see those two turn on each other.

And wtf in Hell's teeth is going on with Ruby's teeth?! They put Mr Ed to shame.

 

[VanterreDuPont]

I couldn't understand what Ruby and Bella were saying at points. They either spoke too fast or too quietly. From what I gathered, Bella said Ruby called Rez 20 times in one night, then Ruby said Bella wishes Rez called her 20 times. Bella replied with something like Ruby wishes Rez called her [turns completely incoherent] before Temps awkwardly grabs the phone and changes the subject. Did I hear that rightWould be funny to see those two turn on each other.

And wtf in Hell's teeth is going on with Ruby's teeth?! They put Mr Ed to shame.

Bella said 'I'm passing the phone to someone who wishes her ex called her at all', but seemed to lose her mettle towards the end - and then David interrupted.

What a bizarre table of lost souls, honestly.

 

[CloudMeringue]

Ruby's teeth are soooooo bad HOW does anyone think these turkey teeth piano keys look good, why do they all get them done?!

 

[Musings30]

Ruby's teeth are soooooo bad HOW does anyone think these turkey teeth piano keys look good, why do they all get them done?!

She has outdone Harvey with the teeth, Jesus. I don't remember there being anything wrong with her last set of veneers. I mean, they were very toothy, but the new ones are on another level. She got them done straight after her break up. Probably a cry for help.
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Bella said 'I'm passing the phone to someone who wishes her ex called her at all', but seemed to lose her mettle towards the end - and then David interrupted.

What a bizarre table of lost souls, honestly.

Lol Yaz stuffing her face while Lauren admires herself and brags about being an international student, like anyone asked or cares. It's about time the MiC b!tches turned on each other. I hope this forms part of the show haha.

 

[Leo100]

Obviously Yaz has forgiven Sam again after last week's episode. They don't even hide the spoilers anymore

 

[coriander]

Yaz's booby top is soooo matronly, are we sure she's in her early 20s????

 

[micfan]

I couldn't understand what Ruby and Bella were saying at points. They either spoke too fast or too quietly. From what I gathered, Bella said Ruby called Rez 20 times in one night, then Ruby said Bella wishes Rez called her 20 times. Bella replied with something like Ruby wishes Rez called her [turns completely incoherent] before Temps awkwardly grabs the phone and changes the subject. Did I hear that rightWould be funny to see those two turn on each other.

And wtf in Hell's teeth is going on with Ruby's teeth?! They put Mr Ed to shame.

Lol! The horse teeth. I cannot stop cackling.

Also, don't know if anyone watches Real housewives of Beverly Hills but Lauren explaining her cringe faux "international accent" is giving Dorit "I'm a child of the world".

 

[Rainbowcolours]

Yas's white jacket in latest episode is she trying to be an extra in dallas

 

[katesbess]

It's all a bit old now. And so tiring that's it so scripted and or fake. Seeing how much they are all too much of social media whores they can't stay off so we dee them all together,whos not,how rhey are with eachother. It just shows its all set up and script work. And all way way behind in the show, so it just doesn't follow or even remotely attempt to.
Liv will be with temps as validation and someone to care for her. She doesn't fight for her mates she just fights and hovers round any chum who again,gives her attention and queen liv status.
Temps is with anyone who gives him air time.and he's sooooo far removed from them and Chelsea that's its cringe. And just feels like they are all laughing at him sometimes.
And the other girls are here there and everywhere half the time. It's like a slightly richer towie.

 

[Musings30]

Yas's white jacket in latest episode is she trying to be an extra in dallas

I've been trying to find a pic of her in her brown corduroy blazer and matching trousers number, but can't find it anywhere. Does anyone else remember it?She looked like something out of Starsky and Hutch.

 

[Laughalong]

Lmao who even is this. I’m laughing

 

[Brigitjonesbuttcheek]

I think Sam and Inga have a really toxic relationship, they love each other but will hurt each other too, Yaz was just pawn.

I was in a similar relationship (but we were teenagers). Too immature for that much love and seriousness. He'd hurt me, I'd hurt him, we'd run back to each other and hurt the people we had involved. Eventually too much had happened for us to be a couple but we would always run back to each other every now and then.

Sam and Inga are the same. Can't be together but can't stay away from each other. Inga will get the blame for being a temptress, just as I did even though its a two way street.

 

[VanterreDuPont]

Lmao who even is this. I’m laughing

To be honest Maeva was most certainly on the back foot with that chainmail shoulder pad detailing on the blazer. It had a very 2011 essence about it.

 

[thegoldenhour7]

Why are Maeva & james still on the show? James probably doesn’t care about being on the show so it’s probably Maeva who still wants and needs the fame.

 

[coriander]

Lmao who even is this. I’m laughing

I remember this girl but can't remember her name, she was such a tacky cow

 

[Leo100]

Tristan laughing at Temps and Liv being a thing was clearly him knowing its typical Liv behaviour and knowing she won't take it seriously like Temps probably wants to.

 

[Musings30]

I remember this girl but can't remember her name, she was such a tacky cow

Eloise St Clair lol. She was basically the Essex version of Lauren. Also had a chronically blocked nose and would breed with herself if it were humanly possible.

 

[katesbess]

Temps is becoming more and more cocky by the day. Or maybe he just found his hook and this is thw real him.who knows.
He quit his job to be an influencer so. And then quit his part ti.e paying gig to go influencer full time so...
The fact that temps used to be best mates with Tristan won't be lost on Liv.
Yaz and Temps seems to be filming together alot. Fickle bunch.
Miles revealed that they get trained on the ice by a total random coach.which I should have guessed,but now makes the dancing on ice partnership journey laughable. And all the we taught him so much from nothing. You didn't see him at tge start! And he's still toxic masculinity Miles. He did make me giggle walking down his road filming himself for the gram saying " all these people qoff qoff,filming down my road,always my road" errrm.