Lynsey Queen of Clean

[HaloGirl]

So is anyone going to buy her book?! Joking! Really disappointed with Addis that they have worked with Lynsey on a product range.

 

[italian30]

Another hoover unboxing... Really

 

[Noname12345]

She looks awful in green!!
Her penis nose is all I can see now!

Haha same

 

[DowntoearthDawn]

Haha same

Penis nose

 

[Ekkwhine]

I had to laugh, after the initial shock of watching her wash her veg, when she quickly wiped over the bag of multi pack crisps, but not the individual packets inside
Then after being so needlessly OCD with all that showed us her stroking the two newspapers shes was in!! I wonder how she disinfected them

My son is diagnosed with OCD and it literally dominates our lives. I hate how people claim to be OCD when they just like a clean house. That’s in the same vein as me claiming to be a hoarder when I’m just a messy witch

 

[Lenalulu]

Words fail me .....

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Wtf does she look like . The last pic.... what are thooooooose . My 86 year old nan wouldn't even be seen dead in shoes (or clothes for that matter) like that . What a narcissistic, ridiculous looking, self obsessed bog brush.

 

[HaloGirl]

There aren’t many positives about what is going on at the minute, but due to shop closures, it means her book tour won’t be going ahead. I love Hayley from OCC and Kim Woodburn. Lynsey has just plagiarised their tips.

 

[DCICassieStuart]

My God, how many times did she say CLOFFS in today's stories. My ears are bleeding!

 

[Noseymeddler]

My God, how many time did she say CLOFFS in today's stories. My ears are bleeding!

Mine too

 

[Qwerty124]

She reminds me of Owen Wilson and along with the penis nose, it's all I can see!

 

[DowntoearthDawn]

She reminds me of Owen Wilson and along with the penis nose, it's all I can see!

I’ve just died.....

 

[Maggie28]

She reminds me of Owen Wilson and along with the penis nose, it's all I can see!

Oh my god yes

New thread title should be as boring as Lynsey.....
Lynsey Queen of Clean #2

 

[Noseymeddler]

we finks Lynsey’s pink cloffs will be turned into a meringue of a dress

 

[Doodlebug71]

Lynsey Lego hair,wants to know where alex jones got her pink dress yet she is wearing very similar on her bookcover

 

[Noseymeddler]

What a idiot she’s blind as well how many lurid pink dress does that greedy vile cow need. More swipe ups no Lynsey we don’t want or need that old dish cliff of a top you are wearing today.

 

[Tamij]

She put an egg in the flapjacks. I’ve been baking for years and never once have I seen flapjacks with an egg in the mixture - also, no butter.
Who makes flapjacks without butter?

 

[Noseymeddler]

She put an egg in the flapjacks. I’ve been baking for years and never once have I seen flapjacks with an egg in the mixture - also, no butter.
Who makes flapjacks without butter?

I was thinking the same must be vile you use butter in flap jacks not egg bet it tastes bland

 

[Popcorn ready]

So old cock nose cried..... because it’s publication of her book ohhhh boo bleeping hoo you selfish hag. People are losing their lives, people they love. Yet this witch is more bothered about a stupid book that idiots buy. Get a grip ya wet kipper !!!!! Add more swipe ups you money grabbing plank.......

 

[Brightstar72]

“I know people are dying, but...” There is NO but, you selfish, selfish, horrible woman. You make me sick with disgust and you are absolutely beneath contempt

 

[Noseymeddler]

Oh her true banana self is in her witch hat now Yes Lynsey you are a VILE COCK NOSED WITCH witch