Lynsey Queen of Clean #7 Queen of Her Pepto Palace

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Growing a fringe out takes time and patience Lynsey which is something that you haven’t got but if you stopped giving it a home haircut it would grow out quiet quickly.

Yet another delivery of clothing OMG 😆 my eyes hurt those blouses are hideous frills galore and pink 🤮she said they are from top shop so probably dirt cheap now they’re in administration doubt that they will open once lockdown is over.

Wow she recovered fast with her allegedly bad back didn’t she practically running around that lake with the dog and leaping up from the sofa such a fake out for sympathy engagement constantly.
 
Good lord my 94yr old Nan wouldn’t be seen dead in that blouse. It’s so hideous!

I feel sorry for the editors who are receiving her work today, they probably feel it would have been quicker to write the articles themselves
 

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Wtf has she done to her hair today? It looks even worse than usual. Her home haircut hasn’t done her any favours, and it’s all puffy and weird lol.

Also agree, that pink blouse is a bleeping monstrosity. It makes her look twice the size she actually is and the colour is hideous. No taste Lynsey strikes again! Let’s see when she wears it in real life... or is it a sly try on and send back for the swipe up?!
 
Kezza_69 said:
Those tops?? 🤭
Did anyone EVER buy 1?

What is this calling Dr Jane thing she speaks of?
2003 . . In a few episodes?
Cmon Tattlers, someone dig it out for us . .
Imagine ol Lynsey 18 years ago!! 🤣
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I can’t find that but I’ve come across a YouTube video of her 4 years ago complaining that she’s just been to view a house and it was filthy and she’s sat on her toilet cleaning her feet as she won’t put them on the floor!!! She also boasts how she sold her house so quickly because of how spotlessly clean it is!!! Plus she had ppl queueing up to view it!!! Wtf!! How big is her head what a witch. She’s also had elocution lessons as she sounds rather common!
 
Kezza_69 said:
What is this calling Dr Jane thing she speaks of?
2003 . . In a few episodes?
Cmon Tattlers, someone dig it out for us . .
Imagine ol Lynsey 18 years ago!! 🤣
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18 years ago she would’ve been pregnant with the twins surely they are having driving lessons they turned 17 last year sounds a little odd/off to me if I’m honest wiv you. Cocknose Pinocchio is old Lynsey Queen of swipe ups
 
OMG just watched that video on YouTube where she’s just viewed a house. The language! It’s so amateur and she sounds so common! Also watched the Swan interview where she said team Queen was going to be massive within five years with at least one of her kids joining the business. She said she’d pushed one of her daughters into media studies rather than makeup. I have no words!
 
Frenchgirl said:
OMG just watched that video on YouTube where she’s just viewed a house. The language! It’s so amateur and she sounds so common! Also watched the Swan interview where she said team Queen was going to be massive within five years with at least one of her kids joining the business. She said she’d pushed one of her daughters into media studies rather than makeup. I have no words!
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Which house video do you mean?

Shopping obsessed. She’s really got problems. Those bootcut jeans look terrible, is she seeing the same thing as us when she looks in the mirror? She’s got decent legs but those jeans made them look like tree trunks. She needs to stick to straight or skinny jeans.

Also, this is asking for her kid to get it ripped out him, or worse...
 

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Shineyshine said:
Which house video do you mean?

Shopping obsessed. She’s really got problems. Those bootcut jeans look terrible, is she seeing the same thing as us when she looks in the mirror? She’s got decent legs but those jeans made them look like tree trunks. She needs to stick to straight or skinny jeans.

Also, this is asking for her kid to get it ripped out him, or worse...
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I walked past her just as she took this picture. He looked mortified and embarrassed. His head was down and he looked as though he wanted the ground to swallow him up. She was walking around as if she owned the place- if only she heard the comments of other customers as she walked round the shop she would have had something to say that’s for sure! They were truely peeved with her lack of social distancing, cutting them up and lack of awareness in general. He carried all the shopping whilst she was empty handed just filming.
She also can’t park the land rover either 😂
 
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